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[–] Tristaniopsis@aussie.zone 139 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I don’t know if anyone has suggested it to him, but perhaps feeding her a magic stew which would temporarily blind her for say, a day, might be punishment enough.

[–] OpenStars@startrek.website 37 points 1 year ago (2 children)
[–] SzethFriendOfNimi@lemmy.world 48 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I didn’t see that one coming.

Man, good stew tonight

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[–] guy@lemmy.world 119 points 1 year ago (3 children)
[–] AceFuzzLord@lemm.ee 41 points 1 year ago (3 children)

I thought the blinding stew thing was just a joke to scare the kid, but now that I know it's real, I'm equally terrified and intrigued at the same time.

[–] Kolrami@lemmy.world 95 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (2 children)
[–] deus@lemmy.world 41 points 1 year ago (3 children)

I've been tricked, I've been backstabbed and I've been, quite possibly, bamboozled!

[–] LemmyKnowsBest@lemmy.world 21 points 1 year ago

Yeah you are so out of touch. This meme has existed for TWO WHOLE DAYS already. C'mon get with it, old timer.

/s

But seriously this meme began on January 30th 2024 😆

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[–] Gork@lemm.ee 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I'm surprised and impressed at the amount of work that went into creating a separate Wikipedia page just to further the meme.

[–] Kolrami@lemmy.world 8 points 1 year ago

They might have just edited the Perpetual Stew page. Or they could have just edited the page source to make it say whatever they want and take a screenshot.

[–] starman2112@sh.itjust.works 30 points 1 year ago (2 children)

I want to be able to go through life trusting people as much as you trust a screencap of a Wikipedia article

[–] AceFuzzLord@lemm.ee 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Screenshots like that look so much more real when you're too tired to confirm whether they're real or fake.

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[–] curiousaur@reddthat.com 10 points 1 year ago

Do you know it's real?

[–] LemmyKnowsBest@lemmy.world 33 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

There's no list of ingredients but I clearly see a severed penis in there.

[–] Quadhammer@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Severed A penis is preferred to severed B penis

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[–] Gork@lemm.ee 95 points 1 year ago (5 children)

How did the moms write on that with the surface being the way it is? If I were to try to write anything it would puncture the paper or have difficulty inking the paper with how rugged that pole is.

[–] nifty@lemmy.world 124 points 1 year ago (2 children)

You’d think someone would do that? Go on the internet and tell lies?

[–] JoMiran@lemmy.ml 25 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Of course not! Everything on the internet is true.

SOURCE: I am a French male model.

[–] bobs_monkey@lemm.ee 14 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I'm most certainly not a dog

[–] Jerkface@lemmy.world 16 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Now that's a male model

[–] turtlepower@lemm.ee 4 points 1 year ago

BaRk bArK BARK bark BArk baRK...!!!

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[–] Iapar@feddit.de 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)
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[–] metallic_substance@lemmy.world 42 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I feel like you may already know the answer to this question

[–] Jessica@discuss.tchncs.de 14 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Not to mention all of the holes that should be in the paper from trying to write due to the giant gaps in the wood visible at the bottom of the image

[–] GluWu@lemm.ee 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)

This is the first thing I thought. Guess I've spent too much time working on the pole. Don't shame me.

[–] Jerkface@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago

Thank you for your service.

[–] synae@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 points 1 year ago
[–] someguy3@lemmy.world 37 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (4 children)

Is there a story tale that I'm unfamiliar with?

[–] brognak@lemm.ee 58 points 1 year ago (2 children)

It's from TrueWagner, he makes these fucking bizarre flyers and ostensibly puts them up. This one is actually fairly sane as far as his stuff goes.

A++ Instagram follow.

[–] Itrytoblenderrender@lemmy.world 52 points 1 year ago (3 children)

If you are a patreon member, you get something per Mail once a month. This came yesterday

[–] PatFussy@lemm.ee 13 points 1 year ago

I want this

[–] Sakychu@lemmy.world 8 points 1 year ago

Thanks intestinal fluid for your good deeds!

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[–] MacedWindow@lemmy.world 10 points 1 year ago

I don't think so, just standard internet absurdity

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[–] A_Very_Big_Fan@lemmy.world 32 points 1 year ago (3 children)

It was funny but I hate how the handwriting in these kinds of things are always obviously the same

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[–] Thorny_Insight@lemm.ee 22 points 1 year ago (2 children)

I spent 2 minutes studying the handwriting and my conclusion was that it's the same person. You couldn't write against a rough surface like that anyway

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[–] unabart@sh.itjust.works 20 points 1 year ago

TrueWagner is a gem. At his Patreon you can pay him to send people bizarre letters in the mail for 5 bucks a month.

[–] theodewere@kbin.social 14 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Babushka Justice can be harsh

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[–] idunnololz@lemmy.world 12 points 1 year ago

Reading the top half, I knew this was either be really wholesome or really troll. I'm glad it was really troll.

[–] jopepa@lemmy.world 9 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

I like how they all reign it by adding “for one day” like the first mom was misrepresenting their parenting style.

Edit: first draft worst draft

[–] totallynotarobot@lemmy.world 8 points 1 year ago (2 children)
[–] theodewere@kbin.social 14 points 1 year ago

it's all just photons, man

[–] EdibleFriend@lemmy.world 9 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] metallic_substance@lemmy.world 10 points 1 year ago

I regret to inform you that this joke was publicly retired on September 15th, 2013. Your comment is unfortunately invalid

[–] Thcdenton@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)
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[–] ohwhatfollyisman@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago

ah, family guy and stewie.

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