this post was submitted on 22 Jan 2024
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[–] gullible@kbin.social 106 points 9 months ago (2 children)

“Son, I’m profoundly disappointed. I raised you not to stoop to such awful perversion. You’ve managed to ignore the rule of thirds and even moved the focus from your eyes. Hand me the camera so we can do this right.”

[–] ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 35 points 9 months ago (2 children)

Rule of thirds is such a cishet concept

[–] Agent641@lemmy.world 12 points 9 months ago (1 children)
[–] ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 4 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) (1 children)
[–] KISSmyOS@feddit.de 4 points 9 months ago

Rule of sqrt(2)/1

[–] TwoBeeSan@lemmy.world 5 points 9 months ago

Yeah. We need the rule of 3/5ths

[–] UnfortunateShort@lemmy.world 12 points 9 months ago

He is obeying rule 34 tho

[–] stebo02@lemmy.dbzer0.com 90 points 9 months ago (2 children)

If I catch my son doing this, she's not my son anymore.

[–] ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 46 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Unless she still wants to be a son, of course. Anything is fine.

[–] stebo02@lemmy.dbzer0.com 24 points 9 months ago
[–] Lurker@lemmy.zip 41 points 9 months ago

I misread this like three times. Very funny. 10/10 supportive dad joke.

[–] Thcdenton@lemmy.world 64 points 9 months ago (1 children)

That kids makin more than the dad now 💀

[–] mo_lave@reddthat.com 7 points 9 months ago

Yeah, I won.

[–] GrammatonCleric@lemmy.world 42 points 9 months ago (1 children)
[–] ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 22 points 9 months ago

Indubitably

[–] x4740N@lemmy.world 29 points 9 months ago (1 children)
[–] ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 21 points 9 months ago

She's wonderful

[–] UraniumBlazer@lemm.ee 26 points 9 months ago

Well.... they're definitely winning from the looks of it!

[–] DrPop@lemmy.world 24 points 9 months ago (4 children)

What is suppose to be in Dad's hand because it looks like a dog food bowl.

[–] rickyrigatoni@lemm.ee 14 points 9 months ago
[–] flambonkscious@sh.itjust.works 4 points 9 months ago

Good question - i'm assuming it's not a meat cleaver (but that's what my first impression is)

[–] stebo02@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 9 months ago
[–] TheSluttyMelon@lemmynsfw.com 21 points 9 months ago (1 children)
[–] yamanii@lemmy.world 8 points 9 months ago (1 children)
[–] zuck@lemmy.l0l.city 19 points 9 months ago

🥸 ya winning

[–] ekZepp@lemmy.world 17 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

Don't know about winning, but I would like to have some of that pics (๑Ő௰Ő๑)