this guy's like 50 and he's submitting facebook-tier The One Joke posts to a state legislature
remind me why I'm supposed to respect this dumbfuck country again?
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i'm starting to believe that i've been overestimating the intelligence of the enemy for a long time
Man, that made up news story about a school in Wisconsin providing litter boxes to furry students really did a number on chuds brains huh.
And they've been hyper fixated on it ever since. A little weird if you ask me.
Has that actually happened anywhere because I still have people I know telling me it's happening in my area.
The story I heard is that it's real, but the buckets of cat litter are actually there for kids to go in during school shooter lockdowns.
Cat litter is also a staple for spill cleanup, particularly when it involves vomit
My sister's boyfriend told me that it was happening in Scotland, according to his uncle or something. That one lie has spread so far and nobody has bothered to check if it is false
Deeply unserious country. 
Literally just 4chan the country.
Eventually they'll just admit that they want to make life as shitty as possible for people simply for the lulz. We're overrun by 14 year olds that never left their Hoppean phase.
2036: The University of Oklahoma cancels all of its IT courses
This could mean that the right is realising they can't win the battle for trans rights. The right wing will try to find an "acceptable target" to spread hate about, in order to get their foot in the door and spread more hatred and prejudice for other groups. The fact that they're increasingly focusing on furries means that they realise they're slowly but surely losing their battle against trans rights and are trying to pivot to another target. I expect to see all their usual claims soon, talking about how furries are sexual predators, weird stuff about bathrooms (they already had that litterbox bullshit) accusations of grooming children, accusations of people being "secret furries" or something. It'll be rough for them.
the children yearn for the kennels
i remember when 'fursecution' was mostly a problematic/ironic concept used satirically to emphasize the actual oppression of racial and sexual minorities with the fact that furries weren't super popular on certain internet spaces.
but
CW mention of incorrect conflations in conservative thought relating to sexual minorities
obviously its not much more of a jump to assume that furries = zoophiles than it is to assume that gays = pedophiles or that trans = groomers
Guess mascots are out.
There is almost no way they will remember to make this exception and there is almost no way at least some school administrators will throw out their beloved mascot costume for fear of violating this law
Politician tries to introduce a bill against the idea of anthropomorphic climate change but the furries got caught in the cross fire.
Did u mean anthropic there because I'm having a hard time conceptualizing anthropomorphic climate change
https://m.media-amazon.com/images/I/61NYzN8EylL._AC_UF894,1000_QL80_FMwebp_.jpg
Anthropomorphic climate change would look something like this.
Something about seeing this made me fucking cackle
Every time I see this picture, his song worms its way into my brain.