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[–] aard@kyu.de 150 points 11 months ago (3 children)

While failing at art he was still Austrian.

[–] NevermindNoMind@lemmy.world 43 points 11 months ago (1 children)
[–] EdibleFriend@lemmy.world 8 points 11 months ago

He trued to put his thumb in the bum of the jewish people

[–] Honytawk@lemmy.zip 22 points 11 months ago

So they fail at art AND geography

[–] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 62 points 11 months ago (2 children)

I remember that one time an Austrian failed art and did some fucked up shit.

[–] SomethingBurger@jlai.lu 27 points 11 months ago (2 children)

Making everyone think Hitler was German is Austria's biggest victory.

[–] lugal@lemmy.world 3 points 11 months ago

Or his own. He identified as a German and wanted Austria to be part of Germany

[–] rottingleaf@lemmy.zip 2 points 11 months ago

One could argue that'd be about Mozart not being Bavarian

[–] topinambour_rex@lemmy.world 2 points 11 months ago

In the mein kampf manga it is heavily implied he was German in his earth.

[–] madmaurice@discuss.tchncs.de 46 points 11 months ago (2 children)

I'm pretty sure Hitler was not the last German to fail art, so I'll take my chances.

[–] sockenklaus@sh.itjust.works 21 points 11 months ago (4 children)

Aktshually he wasn't even German...

[–] suction@lemmy.world 26 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (1 children)

Australia, Austria, Germany, Burkina-Faso, who can keep up when all those countries have such similar names??

[–] can@sh.itjust.works 12 points 11 months ago (1 children)

And where the hell is Deutschland?

[–] funkless_eck@sh.itjust.works 5 points 11 months ago

I believe it's another word for Holland

[–] vsh@lemm.ee 2 points 11 months ago

Yup. He was Australian ya cunt

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[–] Colour_me_triggered@lemm.ee 3 points 11 months ago (2 children)

Pretty sure he was Austrian too

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[–] Nerorero@lemmy.blahaj.zone 42 points 11 months ago (8 children)

He wasn't german and I don't think you're german. Germans usually know a lot about ww2....

[–] 768@sh.itjust.works 16 points 11 months ago (3 children)

German education doesn't actually tell you much about the Second World War and more about the Shoa and the implications of the ideology of National Socialism. Less about military strategy (like Operation Market Garden etc), more about gas chambers and death camps, deportation logistics, systematic dehumanisation. Exceptions are analysis of speeches.

[–] UnfortunateShort@lemmy.world 4 points 11 months ago

What does tell you a lot about WW2 are late night TV documentaries on N24 tho (I think they were bought and rebranded?)

[–] wieson@lemmy.world 2 points 11 months ago

That would be implying that only learning about battles is "learning about the 2nd ww". And it would deny that learning about society, policy and civilian suffering is part of learning about the war.

I disagree with that.

[–] Nerorero@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 11 months ago (2 children)

I learned everything, but went to school for more than the required 9 years...

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[–] hungryphrog@lemmy.blahaj.zone 38 points 11 months ago (1 children)
[–] norgur@discuss.tchncs.de 17 points 11 months ago (1 children)

My theory: OP is Austrian. Notice how they go out of their way to claim Beethoven was Austrian and Hitler was German.

[–] Notsosuperfloh@discuss.tchncs.de 7 points 11 months ago (2 children)

beethoven was a german. and hitler was a german with austrian migration background, because he had german citizenship, which makes him a german.

[–] norgur@discuss.tchncs.de 4 points 11 months ago (2 children)
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[–] test113@lemmy.world 4 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Yeah, but wasn't all the art stuff in austria pre-migration? So I would say he is a failed austrian painter turned german dictator?

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[–] Pregnenolone@lemmy.world 33 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (1 children)

Downvoting for being bad at history, not art (which is also bad)

[–] dylanTheDeveloper@lemmy.world 7 points 11 months ago

Ford scoreboards and seven corollas ago I J Braham Lincoln saild the seas in the search of the one piece

[–] manucode@infosec.pub 16 points 11 months ago (1 children)

If you're German, how do you explain your previous post.

[–] eya@lemmy.dbzer0.com 43 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Making fun of American "healthcare" is a global pastime.

[–] SkyezOpen@lemmy.world 24 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Laughed so hard I pulled a muscle. The hospital gave me ibuprofen and charged me $4,000.

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[–] db2@lemmy.world 12 points 11 months ago (1 children)

You mean invade Russia in the middle of winter?

[–] crsu@lemmy.world 9 points 11 months ago

So what you're saying is Hitler needed midjourney?

[–] GreyEyedGhost@lemmy.ca 9 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Here's your upvote. Keep practicing. I believe in you!

[–] NoMoreLurking@startrek.website 7 points 11 months ago (1 children)
[–] ElBarto@sh.itjust.works 3 points 11 months ago (1 children)
[–] NegativeInf@lemmy.world 9 points 11 months ago (2 children)
[–] ElBarto@sh.itjust.works 3 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

Ok, ok, how about this.

Glory to you and your house Bolderdash9.

[–] NoMoreLurking@startrek.website 2 points 11 months ago

Yeah, yeah, just to clarify...

We all believe that he can be a great artist, not the next Führer 🤣

[–] Transporter_Room_3@startrek.website 7 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (1 children)

Well that depends. Are you going to go on a rampage indiscriminately, or discriminately?

Because I will be damned before I'll enable a racist murderer!

[–] MightyGalhupo@lemmy.world 3 points 11 months ago

A racist is fine and so is a murderer, but a racist murderer is where we draw the line

[–] TunaCowboy@lemmy.world 4 points 11 months ago (1 children)

ITT: ackshurwarbgarblinglly a shitpost.

Y'all let your mommies know so she can give you a dino chicken nuggy for being such a smart boy.

[–] balderdash9@lemmy.zip 3 points 11 months ago

I don't think Lemmy knows what shitposting is. Either that or they just take everything too serious lol

[–] BoiLudens@lemmy.world 4 points 11 months ago (1 children)
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[–] jopepa@lemmy.world 2 points 11 months ago

Became an engineer?

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