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Tis the Season (lemmy.ml)
submitted 9 months ago by Grayox@lemmy.ml to c/memes@lemmy.ml
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[–] SnotFlickerman@lemmy.blahaj.zone 39 points 9 months ago (2 children)

The reason for the season is banging babay.

https://www.theguardian.com/lifeandstyle/2023/dec/20/risk-of-penile-fractures-rises-at-christmas-doctors-find

[–] AlfredEinstein@lemmy.world 23 points 9 months ago (2 children)

Wow! That's a real article. And it mentions reverse cowgirl and broken penises resembling eggplants.

God bless us. Every one.

[–] SnotFlickerman@lemmy.blahaj.zone 18 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) (1 children)

Twelve rimmers rimming

Eleven pipers piping

Ten pervs a-creeping

Nine ladies stripping

Eight tits a-milking

Seven edgers edging

Six freaks roleplaying

FIVE GOLD COCK RINGS

[–] Restaldt@lemmy.world 7 points 9 months ago

4 strap ons

3 holes in everyone

2 vibrators

And a broken cock for Christmass

[–] RIP_Cheems@lemmy.world 8 points 9 months ago (1 children)

You can break your penis???

[–] CalicoJack@lemmy.dbzer0.com 9 points 9 months ago (1 children)

You can, and it hurts about as much as you'd imagine it would.

[–] RIP_Cheems@lemmy.world 5 points 9 months ago

Well now I'm scared

[–] Gabu@lemmy.ml 12 points 9 months ago

You make it sounds so sexy

[–] velox_vulnus@lemmy.ml 9 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Adam Sandler movies in a nutshell.

[–] datavoid@lemmy.ml 1 points 9 months ago (2 children)

What did Mr Deeds do to you?!

[–] SnotFlickerman@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 9 months ago (1 children)

I'll never be the same after being touched by Scuba Steve.

[–] pete_the_cat@lemmy.world 1 points 9 months ago

Big Daddy was on earlier

[–] voidMainVoid@lemmy.world 1 points 8 months ago

What did Mr Deeds do to you?!

Whatever it was, it was dirt cheap.

[–] mriormro@lemmy.world 7 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Yo, Joji's gonna be in a Christmas Hallmark movie?

[–] Grayox@lemmy.ml 4 points 9 months ago

He's a He's a, He's a Pretty Boy living in the Country Side.

[–] captainlezbian@lemmy.world 6 points 9 months ago

It’s axial tilt right?

[–] LoveSausage@lemmy.ml 3 points 8 months ago

Doc Hollywood to switch it up a bit.

[–] lemmy@linkopath.com 3 points 9 months ago

Just watched Tosh interview one of the actors from Hallmark movies, it was pretty good.

[–] wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world 3 points 9 months ago

It totally wouldn't be to line execs pockets with a few bullshit stories that people fall for like insects to a trap-

Hallmark

Oh, right, what was I thinking