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The reason for the season is banging babay.
https://www.theguardian.com/lifeandstyle/2023/dec/20/risk-of-penile-fractures-rises-at-christmas-doctors-find
Wow! That's a real article. And it mentions reverse cowgirl and broken penises resembling eggplants.
God bless us. Every one.
Twelve rimmers rimming
Eleven pipers piping
Ten pervs a-creeping
Nine ladies stripping
Eight tits a-milking
Seven edgers edging
Six freaks roleplaying
FIVE GOLD COCK RINGS
4 strap ons
3 holes in everyone
2 vibrators
And a broken cock for Christmass
You can break your penis???
You can, and it hurts about as much as you'd imagine it would.
Well now I'm scared
Bang, bang, bang on the door baby!