You're not dating anyone if you're paying them, you're just a client.
this post was submitted on 20 Dec 2023
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Go spend it at a strip club, at least. You'll have a better time.
Why go yo a strip club, never understood that. Get an escort that offers sex.
Or just get a gf.
Too much investment with too little return if you're a misogynist.
lol. its really not difficult to find sex at a strip club in most states. the girls call them extras.
not all of them will offer it though so you cant expect it either
edit: specified a state and realized I didn't need to. added disclaimer so as to not encourage violence/coercion against sex workers.
Different price ranges and levels of convenience, I've found.
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At least strippers won't exploit your loneliness and trick you into getting into a parasocial relationship
Haha y-yeah they'd never do that
my bad, never went to one so I don't know what it's like
My brother's friend was "dating" a stripper for a few months. She wouldn't see him outside the club except for meals at expensive restaurants, and she wouldn't give him free dances at the club.
Touche. But at least there's some physical component, even if it's just lap dances.
Nah, man. That shit seems enjoyable but it's just sad and depressing in there
I thought it was alright. Girls dancing, beer, partying with the homies. Good time imo
Yeah, it really comes down to your expectations. The more laid-back I've become about it (meaning I'm not expecting I'm going to fuck a stripper--I'm just there to hang out, have a good time, see pretty girls, have a drink), the better time I've had, the more fun the girls have, the less you have to spend to have a good time, etc...
That works for so many aspects of life. Tone down expectations, end up having a better time.
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I can understand why some people payed for OnlyFans when it was new, what I dont understand why people are STILL paying for OnlyFans. We are standing on the shoulders of those who layed the corner stone for OnlyFans to become lucrative enough that everybody and their grandma does it. Now I can type in any Instagram handle into DDG and the results for their siteripped OF pictures are above their official OF page.
paid* don't* laid*
I honestly thought layed and laid, payed and paid are the same thing. I guess I learned something, thanks.
Eh I dunno I haven't been in to the onlyfans thing, but I get why creators on there make money, especially if their idiosyncrasies appeal to guys.
Be me
Uh, no thanks I'm good.
The funniest part is that it almost certainly wasn't even her he was chatting with.
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