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[–] Jesus_666@feddit.de 54 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (2 children)

40 yo you embracing the name again because you realized that agonizing over what random people think about a perfectly fine username isn't worth your time.

(I could've made a picture here but I'm also not agonizing over what random people think about my laziness.)

[–] ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 23 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Who says 40 yo you can't come up with an embarrassing username?

Not in your case though Jesus_666

[–] Jesus_666@feddit.de 14 points 11 months ago (1 children)

That name was legitimately chosen in my mid-teens for a short-lived troll account. I wanted something that sounded controversial without actually making a statement.

Then I realized that my old username sucked and just stuck with it.

[–] Touching_Grass@lemmy.world 7 points 11 months ago

I wanted something that sounded controversial without actually making a statement.

This guy fucking Internet's

[–] idunnololz@lemmy.world 6 points 11 months ago

Very true xXxTheChildPredatorxXx.

[–] chronicledmonocle@lemmy.world 34 points 11 months ago (1 children)

12 yr old me: My username will be StrokeMyMagnum

18 yr old me: That's still a badass username

[–] ultra@feddit.ro 10 points 11 months ago (1 children)
[–] Klear@lemmy.world 7 points 11 months ago

Because it's gone within minutes of any instance going live.

[–] reflex@kbin.social 22 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (4 children)

Miatakes were made

Just like the title 😏.

[–] tpyoman@lemmy.world 4 points 11 months ago

They stole mu schitck!!!

[–] Anticorp@lemmy.world 2 points 11 months ago (1 children)

I always think of Hearthstone's rogue, every time I see this phrase.

[–] Klear@lemmy.world 2 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

Happy feast of Winter Veil!

[–] Manifish_Destiny@lemmy.world 2 points 11 months ago

Tbh chicken of the woods is a delicious fungus.

[–] can@sh.itjust.works 1 points 11 months ago

Lemmy titles can be edited!

[–] pomodoro_longbreak@sh.itjust.works 20 points 11 months ago

After I stopped caring about having a unified online persona, I just picked random names everywhere. Sometimes I'll just drop a name that doesn't fit anymore.

Feels so freeing. Like this is my at work account. When I hand in my work laptop, it's gone.

[–] aeronmelon@lemm.ee 20 points 11 months ago (1 children)
[–] pomodoro_longbreak@sh.itjust.works 20 points 11 months ago (1 children)

You gotta have the "XxX" at the end too for the symmetry!

[–] Player2@sopuli.xyz 7 points 11 months ago (1 children)
[–] pomodoro_longbreak@sh.itjust.works 5 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

kylo ren from star war saying MORE X, also a watermark reading "Made with Pinata Farms"

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[–] MargotRobbie@lemmy.world 19 points 11 months ago (2 children)

Or you can use your real name as your username, like me!

[–] UraniumBlazer@lemm.ee 10 points 11 months ago (1 children)
[–] MargotRobbie@lemmy.world 9 points 11 months ago

Now people will recognize me when I'm out in public, oh no!

[–] weksa@lemm.ee 6 points 11 months ago

FirstLastBirthyear and pw was ssn because I was trying to memorize it. Idiot.

[–] Subverb@lemmy.world 16 points 11 months ago (1 children)

My 19 year old stepson set his gmail address when he was 13. It contains the phrase "anal beads" and the number 420. He hates it when I bring it up.

[–] Octopus1348@lemy.lol 2 points 11 months ago

I set the Xbox username "Myname420", myname was of course my name. I didn't know what 420 meant at the time, I just thought it looked good. Later I wanted to change it, but it was paid and I didn't care that much, it only showed up in Minecraft when I logged in (because that was the only game tied to that username I played).

[–] JaymesRS@literature.cafe 13 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Having worked for online customer support it was always fun to get the people who were embarrassed to read you their email address to look up their account.

[–] KevonLooney@lemm.ee 8 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Hello BiggusDickus@aol.com,

Thank you for being a customer today.

[–] JaymesRS@literature.cafe 4 points 11 months ago

…I see a flight reservation with hotel stay and shuttle transportation from the airport for you and your wife, Incontinentia Buttocks.

How may I assist you, today?

[–] nik9000@programming.dev 11 points 11 months ago

My entire professional persona is tied to the username I thought was super cool when I was 12. I'm so glad it's not offensive and only a little lame.

[–] slazer2au@lemmy.world 6 points 11 months ago

Na, username worked out like a charm.

[–] Shelbyeileen@lemmy.world 5 points 11 months ago

Neopets I was ShelbysTheBomb and SqueeksDaFlyer. In 2019, I joined again as ShelbyEileenCosplay. The website really hasn't changed and it's nostalgic and so good for my mental health

[–] dipshit@lemmy.world 5 points 11 months ago

tell me about it

[–] Sheeple@lemmy.world 4 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Me choosing my real name back then

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 2 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Me having to deal with all the other "me"s who are jealous they have numbers after their real name

[–] Sheeple@lemmy.world 1 points 11 months ago

Me ending up trans and resenting my dead name:

[–] AceFuzzLord@lemm.ee 3 points 11 months ago

I'm glad I have my outlook account because my other emails are pretty unprofessional.

[–] Matriks404@lemmy.world 3 points 11 months ago

I remember cringing some time after I made my username. Later figured out, that it's actually OK, and I use it everywhere.