this post was submitted on 01 Dec 2023
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[–] IWantToFuckSpez@kbin.social 33 points 1 year ago (2 children)

At least she ain’t Amber Heard

[–] charolastra@programming.dev 0 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] bingbong@lemmy.dbzer0.com 16 points 1 year ago

What a terrible day to be literate

[–] idunnololz@lemmy.world 33 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Where's the parm tho. How the fk am I supposed to eat this without parm.

[–] Donkter@lemmy.world 16 points 1 year ago

If you don't have a personal supply of parm on your person 24/7 I don't want to know you

Dude my sauce needs no parm. The secret is a pinch of aniseed

[–] ButtermilkBiscuit@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago

Garlic bread too. This isn't love this is bullshit.

[–] FQQD@feddit.de 11 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] Norgur@kbin.social 9 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] Empricorn@feddit.nl 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] Norgur@kbin.social 8 points 1 year ago

And the person who decided to serve those pillow pasta without Parmesan!

[–] UnfortunateShort@lemmy.world 11 points 1 year ago

Hotels have brainwashed us into thinking putting stuff on other people's pillows is acceptable! Don't touch my pillow : <

[–] toynbee@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago (2 children)

What was the expected surprise?

[–] TheWoozy@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 1 year ago

An expected surprise? No such thing.

[–] tias@discuss.tchncs.de 2 points 1 year ago

Possibly a box of chocolates or a piece of jewelry

[–] GrammatonCleric@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago
[–] Slow@lemmy.today 5 points 1 year ago (2 children)

There are bloggers on youtube who taste instant food and various sublimates. Sometimes food accidentally falls out of the package right onto the table and looks something like this. This does not bother anyone and the tasting continues.

[–] EmergMemeHologram@startrek.website 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)

There’s nothing wrong with this picture except that the noodles look overdone, the sauce looks bland, and it’s going to stain that pillow so should be on a plate.

[–] philthi@lemmy.world -5 points 1 year ago (2 children)

There are no noodles in this picture

[–] bleistift2@feddit.de 3 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Noodles are a type of food made from unleavened dough which is either rolled flat and cut, stretched, or extruded, into long strips or strings.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Noodle

How are these not noodles?

[–] kuberoot@discuss.tchncs.de 3 points 1 year ago (2 children)

According to your quote, noodles are long, and they're strips or strings

[–] EmergMemeHologram@startrek.website 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Penne is extruded, and relative to macaroni it's long.

[–] kuberoot@discuss.tchncs.de 1 points 1 year ago

They're extruded, but not into strips or strings. I'd argue they're not long enough to be described as "long", but that part is certainly imprecise

[–] bleistift2@feddit.de 2 points 1 year ago

Noodles are […] made into a variety of shapes.

[–] ChairmanMeow@programming.dev 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

This is penne, not noodles.

[–] AnonWyo@startrek.website 1 points 1 year ago

A penne for your thoughts?

[–] 768@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 year ago

"My disappointment..."

[–] gnate@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

How sweet, a representation of My Little Penne.

[–] gnate@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

Ok, fine. Looks more like an evil Pokemon goat.

[–] BananaPeal@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 year ago

Penneoli penneoli don't lewd the Marioli.

[–] ArmokGoB@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 1 year ago

nyeh heh heh