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submitted 1 year ago by seahorse@midwest.social to c/theonion@midwest.social

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[–] TheMightyCanuck@sh.itjust.works 25 points 1 year ago

"Musk claimed he was the first one to come up with the idea of using tunnels and accused Hamas of plagiarism"

Holy fuck 💀

[–] aeronmelon@lemm.ee 19 points 1 year ago (1 children)

At least three of those things are true.

[–] Tylerdurdon@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

My vote is on Western Wall.

[–] Goferking0@ttrpg.network 9 points 1 year ago

Tried To Impregnate The Western Wall

Are we sure the onion didn't live report his trip?

[–] SkyNTP@lemmy.ca 7 points 1 year ago

Damn, these are savage.

[–] ohlaph@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

Those are hilarious!! Well done!

[–] Diplomjodler@feddit.de 1 points 1 year ago

Sounds about right.