Gaming

My younger sister just had a Sims baby.

I asked her who the father was.

“I dont know…”

lol I remenber when I was a kid I created a sim and married a woman with a amazing house, went to live there, but all of her family also lived there, so I locked everyone in a doorless square room outside the house I really dont remember what did I do after, but pretty sure they are all dead

It begins...

We all learn from mistakes.

Next time she will definitely kill the Sim faster

Best not to introduce to Rimworld…

Try Rollercoaster Tycoon then.

Soon she will spend a large amount of hours to build the best House ever.

... Then she'll fence off the house with 3 layers of brick and set fire to the shack to see Death come in...

Take my upvote you did it Good 👍🏻

She’s not doing it right until she builds a tiny house, gets them inside, and then deletes the doors.

And so it begins..

Going by all the comments I will assume that Stephen kings under the dome was inspired by watching sadistic kids play the Sims.

I remember killing my first sim. My parents were concerned when I discovered how to set fire to them 😂🙈

I hope she’s at least adopting them and aging them up before killing them. Gotta get that 26 generations in.

It be like that sometimes

I showed my kids Sims 1. Thought it would be a gentle experience, nothing too complicated. Just build a house. But then the kids wanted me to make characters for all of us, so we ended up with a copy of our family in our house. I showed them the basics of how to play the live game but was struggling myself because I hadn’t played the game in 20 years. My character tried to make breakfast for the family, but accidentally started a fire in the oven. Pretty soon he was on fire. Then my wife’s character ran over to put me out, but she caught on fire too and died. My three-year-old started to cry; “My no like this game….”

Great work, Dad…

Good job

r/TwoSentenceHorror

They grow up fast

I always played Sims as a serial killer. Invite over the neighbors for a party, when one wanters off, go all "Cask of Amontillado" and seal them off behind drywall in build mode.

Ah yes, I remember when my older sister killed her first Sim...We had a family and a really nice house we had spent a lot of time building. She started a fire and told me to make the Dad put it out. Well I did....and he burned for it. She started crying and told me to turn off the PS2.

This is disturbing. You shouldn’t be proud you should be concerned.

It’s one thing to go on a shooting spree in GTA, but a Sims murder is true Buffalo Bill shit.

Congrats!

Which Sims game?

Many more to follow.

I turn on boolprop and invite all of the neighbors over to my fenced in yard. Then I delete the gates and the doors to the house. The last one alive gets the house. Fun times.

It's a right of passage!

Im withholding congratulations until I know how she killed em.

Did she accidently take the pool ladder away

Comments section got me feeling like I'm the only one who doesn't think killing sims is fun or funny.

It happens. 😖

I used to play "survivor" with my Sims. I'd make a max sized family and trap them all on the property, I'd give them all the things they needed to survive and just let it run. Every week I'd take whichever Sim was hated by the most number of the other Sim and kill them, until there was only 1 left