Rob Schneider is….
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Rob Schneider is….
Top Doug
God dammit. That's so good, this has to happen now. You've Doug our grave.
Provided by Chat GPT:
[Opening scene with energetic 90s music playing]
Narrator: In a world where dogs rule the show...
[Cut to Doug, a quirky guy played by Rob Schneider, looking determined]
Narrator: Meet Doug, a man with a plan...
[Dramatic music as Doug discovers a loophole in the rules]
Doug: (smirking) If they say "Top Dog," they never said it had to be a dog!
[Montage of Doug preparing for the Westminster Dog Show]
Narrator: Get ready for a comedy like no other!
[Doug in ridiculous dog training scenarios]
Friend 1: Doug, are you sure about this?
Doug: Trust me, I've got a few tricks up my sleeve!
[Fast-paced scenes of Doug navigating the dog show world]
Narrator: He's taking the competition by storm...
[Doug interacting with puzzled dog owners]
Dog Owner: Is that guy...human?
[Doug strutting his stuff at the Westminster Dog Show]
Judges: (whispering) Is he even allowed to do that?
[Doug's quirky antics during the show]
Narrator: This summer, get ready for the ultimate underdog story!
[Upbeat music as Doug's journey unfolds]
Doug: (grinning) Who says you can't teach an old human new tricks?
[Title card: "Top Doug"]
Narrator: Rob Schneider stars in the comedy event of the decade!
[Closing scene with Doug and a trophy, surrounded by baffled dog owners]
Doug: Looks like I'm the real top dog now!
[End with upbeat music and the movie's release date]
Ahaha, that's amazing!
Doug: (grinning) Who says you can't teach an old ~~human~~ Doug new tricks?
ChatGPT, you missed a golden opportunity. >:-(
Here's my prompt:
Write a script for a trailer for a 90s comedy movie called "Top Doug". The movie is about Doug (played by Rob Schneider), a human who finds a technicality that allows him to compete in the Westminster dog show.
Interestingly, GPT seemed to understand the dog/Doug pun without me mentioning the phrase "top dog", as it's referenced a couple of times.
Came here to comment this, not disappointed!
I'm sure the furries have already made the movie
Source? For a friend...
Reverse Air Bud 12 - Dr Dolittle in Space
West, Mister: Best in Show. (it's Kanye)
Best Friend in Show
Top Dogg ( it's Snoop)
Kay 9 (Her name is Kay)
I'd set aside a Saturday to binge watch this box set
Charles Barkley was born for this role
Wil Ferrell!
Those that bark don't bite
+1 if the air bud is a real ham about it. "You were never even a contender fifi!"
That takes puppy play to a new level...
You know, I'd take my pet to it.
I’m sold. Let’s make it happen
Makes me think of that Jason Bateman movie Bad Words where a 40 year old man enters an elementary spelling bee tournament
"Aw hell naw!" -Bud's Skeptical Black Friend
Best in Show 2?