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"Ain't no rules says a human can't enter a dog show!" (startrek.website)

submitted 11 months ago by The_Picard_Maneuver@startrek.website to c/whitepeopletwitter@sh.itjust.works

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[–] Enkers@sh.itjust.works 32 points 11 months ago (2 children)

Rob Schneider is….

Top Doug

[–] mindbleach@sh.itjust.works 7 points 11 months ago

God dammit. That's so good, this has to happen now. You've Doug our grave.

[–] chetradley@lemmy.world 3 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Provided by Chat GPT:

[Opening scene with energetic 90s music playing]

Narrator: In a world where dogs rule the show...

[Cut to Doug, a quirky guy played by Rob Schneider, looking determined]

Narrator: Meet Doug, a man with a plan...

[Dramatic music as Doug discovers a loophole in the rules]

Doug: (smirking) If they say "Top Dog," they never said it had to be a dog!

[Montage of Doug preparing for the Westminster Dog Show]

Narrator: Get ready for a comedy like no other!

[Doug in ridiculous dog training scenarios]

Friend 1: Doug, are you sure about this?

Doug: Trust me, I've got a few tricks up my sleeve!

[Fast-paced scenes of Doug navigating the dog show world]

Narrator: He's taking the competition by storm...

[Doug interacting with puzzled dog owners]

Dog Owner: Is that guy...human?

[Doug strutting his stuff at the Westminster Dog Show]

Judges: (whispering) Is he even allowed to do that?

[Doug's quirky antics during the show]

Narrator: This summer, get ready for the ultimate underdog story!

[Upbeat music as Doug's journey unfolds]

Doug: (grinning) Who says you can't teach an old human new tricks?

[Title card: "Top Doug"]

Narrator: Rob Schneider stars in the comedy event of the decade!

[Closing scene with Doug and a trophy, surrounded by baffled dog owners]

Doug: Looks like I'm the real top dog now!

[End with upbeat music and the movie's release date]

[–] Enkers@sh.itjust.works 2 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Ahaha, that's amazing!

Doug: (grinning) Who says you can't teach an old ~~human~~ Doug new tricks?

ChatGPT, you missed a golden opportunity. >:-(

[–] chetradley@lemmy.world 2 points 11 months ago

Here's my prompt:

Write a script for a trailer for a 90s comedy movie called "Top Doug". The movie is about Doug (played by Rob Schneider), a human who finds a technicality that allows him to compete in the Westminster dog show.

Interestingly, GPT seemed to understand the dog/Doug pun without me mentioning the phrase "top dog", as it's referenced a couple of times.