Found the salty Onion article writer stuck in traffic.
this post was submitted on 25 Nov 2023
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Or someone who gets anxious when they see someone riding a scooter without a helmet. I feel like it’s more notable to see someone with a helmet where I am, especially on the rented ones.
I don't think anyone else is responsible for your anxiety.
Maybe not being somewhat anxious when you see people behaving recklessly is actually an empathy problem. 🤷♂️
Or the driver that dislikes how scooter riders unpredictably decide to act like a vehicle one moment and a pedestrian the next.
And I say this as someone that mostly walks/uses public transit.
Smells like some pro car shit.
Good one.
I read it first as "graceful godzilla" and that's what pulled me in.