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Found the salty Onion article writer stuck in traffic.
Or someone who gets anxious when they see someone riding a scooter without a helmet. I feel like it’s more notable to see someone with a helmet where I am, especially on the rented ones.
I don't think anyone else is responsible for your anxiety.
Maybe not being somewhat anxious when you see people behaving recklessly is actually an empathy problem. 🤷♂️
Or the driver that dislikes how scooter riders unpredictably decide to act like a vehicle one moment and a pedestrian the next.
And I say this as someone that mostly walks/uses public transit.
Smells like some pro car shit.