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[–] Jerkface@lemmy.world 28 points 11 months ago (2 children)

Oh, fuck that's gross. I mean, really...a hotdog for breakfast?

[–] rostby@lemmy.fmhy.net 4 points 11 months ago

Yeah, where’s the glass of vinegar?

[–] CouncilOfFriends@slrpnk.net 3 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

No onions, jalapenos, tomatoes, or relish either, just raw dogging it

[–] Senseless@feddit.de 21 points 11 months ago (1 children)

How to delete other persons posts? Asking for a friend.

[–] LemmyKnowsBest@lemmy.world 1 points 11 months ago

we've always wished this was an option. There are so many posts I would delete.

[–] mrbubblesort@kbin.social 11 points 11 months ago (2 children)

ok so hear me out. you know how they have those dog treats that also supposedly clean their teeth as well? what if we just made those, but for people? we could call them bachelor biscuits or something

[–] ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 2 points 11 months ago

Bachelor's Breakkie

[–] Da_Boom@iusearchlinux.fyi 9 points 11 months ago (2 children)

Bruh, I worry to think what swallowing this much toothpaste would do to the inside of your stomach. There's a reason "pea size" is the amount required on a brush.

[–] metaStatic@kbin.social 6 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Because America will use anything but metric

[–] Da_Boom@iusearchlinux.fyi 1 points 11 months ago

What's metric or imperial got to do with pea-size toothpaste amounts?

[–] Daxter101@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (1 children)

Toothpaste is (almost) entirely safe. Only real danger is fluoride, which needs unlikely amounts to reach toxicity (a kid was hospitalised after eating an entire tube, kinda amounts). (I personally cannot guarantee that you won't get the shits with the pictured abomination, but you will be safe, at least)

The pea size is the amount required, because that's how much you need to clean your teeth.

Advertising companies display full-brush coverage to boost sales, and the only thing they're endangering is your wallet (and the environment due to over production. And your sanity. And other things. But not your health).

[–] Da_Boom@iusearchlinux.fyi 2 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Except that it seems to give me wild indigestion whenever I swallow even the smallest amount. Sure it may not happen to everyone. So it's not a problem for some people but still.

My dentist, when I had one used to tell me not to rinse my mouth after brushing out because I had receeding gums. Can't do that anymore without suffering hugely.

[–] Daxter101@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Interesting. Well, bodies are a chaotic mess, so it makes sense.

But now I wonder, because half an hour ago I was reading around here about toothpastes in the US having SLS, a thing for making the toothpaste foam better, that causes canker sores to a bunch of people, that is banned in the EU (where I'm from), but legal in the US (as usual).

I wonder, even if you're not from the US (more so if you are)... Toothpaste isn't the same everywhere, so it could be that we just have different toothpastes.

[–] Da_Boom@iusearchlinux.fyi 1 points 11 months ago

Idk, I live in Australia. And the toothpaste is whatever standard Colgate total is.

[–] Plasma@lemmy.ml 8 points 11 months ago (1 children)

It costs you $0 to post this...

[–] ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 5 points 11 months ago

See how easy it was

[–] smegger@aussie.zone 7 points 11 months ago

The worst part is seeing the bite out of a piece that had toothpaste. It just sells the idea of disgust

[–] moog@lemm.ee 6 points 11 months ago

I wish you didn't post this :(

[–] metaStatic@kbin.social 5 points 11 months ago (1 children)
[–] CommunityLinkFixer@lemmings.world 5 points 11 months ago

Hi there! Looks like you linked to a Lemmy community using a URL instead of its name, which doesn't work well for people on different instances. Try fixing it like this: !foodcrimes@midwest.social

[–] LemmyFeed@lemmy.world 5 points 11 months ago
[–] Ascend-910@kbin.social 5 points 11 months ago

minty hotdog? I am in

[–] NegativeLookBehind@kbin.social 5 points 11 months ago

You are such an asshole OP

[–] iAvicenna@lemmy.world 3 points 11 months ago (1 children)
[–] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 3 points 11 months ago

Are they all "why?"

[–] some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org 3 points 11 months ago

I hate this in the best way. Don't you threaten me!

[–] Teon@kbin.social 3 points 11 months ago

Mmmm! Minty weiners!

[–] toothpaste_sandwich@feddit.nl 3 points 11 months ago

Ooo, my first, uh, what's the word. Beetlebrub?

[–] adj16@lemmy.world 3 points 11 months ago (1 children)
[–] ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 2 points 11 months ago
[–] Resol@lemmy.world 3 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Unless your breakfast is orange juice

[–] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 1 points 11 months ago (1 children)

If you know that drinking OJ after using toothpaste tastes horrible, I have but one question: why are you brushing your teeth before breakfast and not after?

[–] Resol@lemmy.world 1 points 11 months ago

I don't do that, but I also don't know why people do that.