this post was submitted on 15 Nov 2023
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[–] I_Miss_Daniel@lemmy.world 32 points 1 year ago (4 children)

Not sure if cock in a sock, or sock on a cock.

[–] tigeruppercut@lemmy.zip 3 points 1 year ago

Either way, probably better than a dick in a chicken

[–] CluckN@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

It could be a hen I don’t see any spurs.

[–] kingludd@lemmy.basedcount.com 1 points 11 months ago

he's got saddle feathers

[–] Metype@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

"Sock on a Cock" fits better with "Elf on a Shelf" than "Cock in a Sock" does.

[–] over_clox@lemmy.world 20 points 1 year ago

So this is how NNN ends?

Sigh, unzips...

[–] realitista@lemm.ee 13 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

In the Days of Olde

When knights were bold

And condoms not invented

A sock was placed upon the cock

And babies were prevented

[–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world 12 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Perfect for the post right above this one in my feed:

[–] Patches@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 year ago

Hit and Miss

[–] Mr_Fish@lemmy.world 11 points 1 year ago

That's the less common version of sock on a cock

[–] RIP_Cheems@lemmy.world 9 points 1 year ago

Cock in a sock. Wait...

[–] tomat0223@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 year ago

This is a typical Tuesday night for me

[–] psycho_driver@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

I've known about that for a long time but that doesn't look like my version.

[–] Sorgan71@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

stocking on the chicken?

That's cruel. Yes I know chickens are dicks, but still.