this post was submitted on 14 Nov 2023
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[–] DrCake@lemmy.world 91 points 10 months ago (1 children)

If slick tyres are used in F1, they’re good enough for me.

[–] IWantToFuckSpez@kbin.social 24 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Make sure you use your tire warmers every morning.

[–] FinalRemix@lemmy.world 12 points 10 months ago

Use the butane crack torch. Got it.

[–] Meltrax@lemmy.world 69 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Should oil the brake pads too, don't want them to squeak.

[–] Todesschnitzel@lemm.ee 50 points 10 months ago (1 children)
[–] seitanic@lemmy.sdf.org 40 points 10 months ago (2 children)
[–] zzx@lemmy.world 12 points 10 months ago

True lmao. I'm sanding my brain brb

[–] Franzia@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 10 months ago

When I found this meme it ruined the next two years of my friends' lives

[–] xusontha@ls.buckodr.ink 37 points 10 months ago (1 children)
[–] rug_burn@sh.itjust.works 5 points 10 months ago

Made me laugh more than my post did

[–] spudwart@spudwart.com 27 points 10 months ago (3 children)

Come on now, this meme has been getting reposted so much its starting to degrade.

[–] qisope@lemmy.world 36 points 10 months ago (1 children)

hmmm, maybe someone has been sanding it down so it reposts smoother on the Internet

[–] saltesc@lemmy.world 17 points 10 months ago

Well I'm tyred of it.

[–] coffeebiscuit@lemmy.world 15 points 10 months ago

This meme is so old it should be retired.

[–] Thade780@lemmy.world 2 points 10 months ago (1 children)
[–] birbboidaseed@lemmy.world 2 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Box, box. No stay out. Stay out!

[–] Zyratoxx@lemmy.world 1 points 10 months ago

So, do you want a new set of mediums or prefer a new set of hards? Question.

[–] Sabre363@sh.itjust.works 22 points 10 months ago

Smooth ride to the mortuary

[–] uis@lemmy.world 17 points 10 months ago

Keep it this way, so Darwin can do his job

[–] UltraMagnus0001@lemmy.world 15 points 10 months ago

racing slicks baby, more contact patch

[–] kryostar@lemmy.world 10 points 10 months ago

Each time this meme get reposted his tyre gets sanded down just a bit more.

[–] Todesschnitzel@lemm.ee 10 points 10 months ago (3 children)

As with speed, as with smooth driving: start with the suspension.

[–] wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world 24 points 10 months ago (1 children)

brb sanding down my suspension

[–] LemmyKnowsBest@lemmy.world 12 points 10 months ago (2 children)

Why stop there? If sanding things down makes performance more optimal, I'mma sand down every component in my vehicle.

[–] atocci@kbin.social 10 points 10 months ago (2 children)

No no you're missing the point. Sand the road flat.

[–] Globulart@lemmy.world 1 points 10 months ago

You're not thinking this all the way through, why sand flat when you can sand downhill?

[–] KSPAtlas@sopuli.xyz 8 points 10 months ago (3 children)

Sanding down the pistons rn

[–] TimeSquirrel@kbin.social 7 points 10 months ago

Those transmission gears would probably work way better without those teeth on 'em.

[–] HikingVet@lemmy.ca 5 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Don't forget your camshafts.

[–] Bene7rddso@feddit.de 2 points 10 months ago

And the crankshaft bearings

[–] LemmyKnowsBest@lemmy.world 5 points 10 months ago
[–] cosmicrookie@lemmy.world 2 points 10 months ago

F1 is everything but smooth

[–] EatYouWell@lemmy.world 1 points 10 months ago

It also plays a big role in towing capacity.

[–] hakunawazo@lemmy.world 9 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Also less microplastics by abrasion on the road.

[–] ramenshaman@lemmy.world 9 points 10 months ago

OP already did all the abrasion in advance!

[–] sirico 9 points 10 months ago

Grip>displacement

[–] Egerbur@lemmy.world 4 points 10 months ago

Thats a smooth way to see god.

[–] bucketofcandyfloss@thelemmy.club 2 points 10 months ago

Smooth ride into a wall