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Man Calls To Inform Previous Sexual Partners He’s Contracted The Curse Of The Pharaoh (www.theonion.com)
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[–] TubeTalkerX@kbin.social 9 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Return the Slab….

[–] slacktoid@lemmy.ml 2 points 1 year ago

The man in gauze!

[–] XTornado@lemmy.ml 1 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

But it looks so nice on my countertop....

[–] Gabu@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

It's fine, girls - at most, he'll yell for a bit then get spiky red hair and play a children's card game.

[–] fckreddit@lemmy.ml 2 points 1 year ago

I just gotta inform my hand about it.