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Man Calls To Inform Previous Sexual Partners He’s Contracted The Curse Of The Pharaoh (www.theonion.com)
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[–] Gabu@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

It's fine, girls - at most, he'll yell for a bit then get spiky red hair and play a children's card game.