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[–] NightAuthor@lemmy.world 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Buuut… how far is this from what he actually said? I’m sure it’s pretty close.

[–] tsonfeir@lemm.ee 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] NightAuthor@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (4 children)

Ok, fine, after a quick look at news, these are the two main things said.

In regard to the 7000+ dead reported by the hamas run health department:

I have no confidence in the number that the Palestinians are using.

Also:

I'm sure innocents have been killed, and it's the price of waging a war.

[–] LadyAutumn@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 1 year ago

He's still calling it a war, I see. What an odd way to describe the indiscriminate bombing of innocent men women and children.

[–] tsonfeir@lemm.ee 0 points 1 year ago

Well, I don’t really believe anyone’s numbers. BOTH sides of the Gazrael coin are fundi assholes, and will say anything to get international support (good luck).

As far as waging war. I mean, I know it’s a lot more complicated than “religion” but it’s basically a religious war… and I just have no sympathy for that. People die when you fight. Don’t fucking fight.

[–] Melkath@kbin.social -2 points 1 year ago

I dont care. Trump was bad, but Biden is also bad.

I voted for Biden because I got swept up in "lesser evil" rhetoric.

I wish I didn't cast a vote, and next time I won't.

It simply does not matter.

The Party is going to do what what The Party does.

[–] Ordoabchao@kbin.social -2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I’m sure innocent brown people have been killed, and it’s the price of waging a war.

Is how I read this statement. I am pretty certain he hasn't taken this stance on Ukrainian innocents being killed...

[–] RedditWanderer@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Ukraine isn't the one who wagered for war. Biden is saying this is the price of instigating the fight, ignoring the very complicated and nuanced history. I don't agree with him at all but he'ssaying Palestinians punched first and that's what they get, which yeah doesn't apply to Ukraine at all.

[–] Ordoabchao@kbin.social -1 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

Palestine wasn't the one who wagered for war. It was Hamas. Unless Hamas is now Palestine, and nobody told me?

So...Yea. Awkward.

[–] RedditWanderer@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Do I look like Biden lol, go argue with him. He's the one who says Hamas and Palestine are the same. I also am not aware if he told you or not.

[–] Ordoabchao@kbin.social 1 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

I'm not arguing my dude. It's called responding ;)

I see what I see from his comments, which is ; Innocent Muslim/brown people being killed is the price of war meanwhile innocent Ukrainian/white people being killed is a tragedy and international war crime that must be answered for.

I really don't expect anything else from a US president on this issue. This is coming from a white westerner, as well. I just hate the hypocrisy of it all.

[–] mysoulishome@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago

When people try to tell me the democrats are too Liberal/left wing/progressive…yeah no, I wish they were.

[–] can@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 year ago

“Obviously, statistics from Gaza are subject to bias, so we can’t use them to determine when the number of dead Palestinians has reached a sufficient level. Perhaps when the fog of war has cleared, we’ll realize Israel has killed more Gazans than was necessary, but now is not the time to ease up.”