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Biden Expresses Doubts That Enough Palestinians Have Died (www.theonion.com)
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[–] can@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 year ago

“Obviously, statistics from Gaza are subject to bias, so we can’t use them to determine when the number of dead Palestinians has reached a sufficient level. Perhaps when the fog of war has cleared, we’ll realize Israel has killed more Gazans than was necessary, but now is not the time to ease up.”