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[–] robobobo@lemm.ee 5 points 1 year ago

British cuisine is so depressing

[–] Der@discuss.online 4 points 1 year ago

It’s the economical choice

[–] curryandbeans@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Try a bit of grated cheese on top and give it a minute under the grill. It’s good stuff

[–] lorax@lemmy.ca 3 points 1 year ago

Yessssss. With a tiny splash of Worcestershire sauce.

[–] VikingHippie@lemmy.wtf -1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

...UNDER the grill? Do you mean in the charcoal or on the grass? Either way, sounds bad 😛

[–] lorax@lemmy.ca 2 points 1 year ago

I interpreted that as broil in the oven? Under the element?

[–] cam_i_am@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Here's my variant: make some toast, butter it, then cut it into 1 inch squares. Now mix together in a bowl the toast squares, a tin of baked beans, shredded tasty cheese, and any other flavour enhancers of your choice. Any type of hot sauce is great, wholegrain mustard can also work.

Throw the whole bowl in the microwave for 1-2mins and you've got a delicious bowl of cheesey, spicy, beany, bready, buttery goodness. The saucy toast won't be to everyone's taste but I love it. It's my go-to lunch meal when working from home.

If you want to take it to another level you can grill some cheap sausages, slice them up and throw them in the mix as well!

[–] cam_i_am@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

Follow up comment. I've just realised, this is British nachos. The toast is the corn chips. The beans are both salsa and frijoles. The cheese is... cheese.

[–] tallwookie@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

i've had toast, and I've had beans, but I dont think I've had "beans on toast". is it prepared any special way?

[–] lorax@lemmy.ca 2 points 1 year ago
[–] PlaidBaron@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Ah yes, the official breakfast of diarrhea by lunchtime.

[–] VikingHippie@lemmy.wtf 1 points 1 year ago

Not a big tea fan (I don't mind i, I just prefer coffee as a hot beverage/caffeine delivery method), but I LOVE beans on toast! So simple yet so delicious!

[–] becomingstrangely@vlemmy.net 1 points 1 year ago

I prefer refried beans on a tortilla, but baked beans on toast are a pretty solid option

[–] madmaurice@discuss.tchncs.de 1 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

I thought this was going to be a bean poem when I read means and beans

[–] lorax@lemmy.ca 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Chat GPT to the rescue:

On a plate, golden and round, Beans on toast, a comforting sound. The bread toasted, warm and crisp, Beans piled high, a hearty bliss.

The aroma dances, fills the air, A simple dish, beyond compare. Tangy beans, a savory delight, With each bite, pure culinary might.

From humble ingredients it’s made, A classic meal, never to fade. A satisfying symphony, flavor divine, Beans on toast, forever in my rhyme.

[–] madmaurice@discuss.tchncs.de 1 points 1 year ago

It's beautiful 🥲

[–] Reygle@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

Ii tried this once out of boredom.

It sucks.

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