Dad Jokes

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I am thinking of moving to Switzerland (vlemmy.net)

submitted 1 year ago by loopy@vlemmy.net to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world

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The social benefits are great and I heard the flag is a big plus

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[–] Motavader@lemmy.world 19 points 1 year ago (2 children)

I'm remaining neutral on this joke

[–] FartsWithAnAccent@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago

Wait until Karl's dad hears about this pun, he'll be Visby upset.

[–] AdamEatsAss@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Is there anything worse than a nation who is neutral? With your enemy at least you know where you stand. No one knows what makes a man's heart turn neutral.

[–] Awa@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago

Here's an upvote from /c/futurama

[–] aeternum@kbin.social 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

tell my wife: hello.

[–] Deceptichum@kbin.social 2 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Wait by having a wife, he has committed to a single side?

The DOOP is a dupe!