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[โ€“] MudMan@kbin.social 74 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (2 children)

What do you mean, "imagine"? Have you met the British?

[โ€“] JunglGeorg@lemmy.world 29 points 11 months ago (1 children)
[โ€“] MaliciousKebab@sh.itjust.works 13 points 11 months ago

I'm sorry you had to go through that.

[โ€“] andrew@lemmy.stuart.fun 4 points 11 months ago

Yes we've had boss, but what about second boss? Viscountsies?

[โ€“] LegionEris@feddit.nl 62 points 11 months ago (1 children)

And then he eats your slow old dad with that kid and they sing a little song about it.

[โ€“] balderdash9@lemmy.zip 7 points 11 months ago

~it's the ciiiiiircle of liiiiife~

[โ€“] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 45 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

I like it when the boss who shows off his son to the employees tells his son later on that it's okay to eat the employees because philosophy.

[โ€“] Kusimulkku@lemm.ee 29 points 11 months ago

People into royals do this yea

[โ€“] Annoyed_Crabby@monyet.cc 21 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (1 children)

Well he's your king, king of Pride Land. Don't ask him how he become king though

[โ€“] Decoy321@lemmy.world 32 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Strange women lying in ponds distributing swords?

[โ€“] Annoyed_Crabby@monyet.cc 16 points 11 months ago (1 children)
[โ€“] ScrollerBall@lemmy.world 6 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Strange women lying in ponds distributing swallows?

[โ€“] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world 7 points 11 months ago (1 children)
[โ€“] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 4 points 11 months ago

I don't know that!

[โ€“] MilitantAtheist@lemmy.world 14 points 11 months ago

Waking up early to look at animals is my favorite thing about being in Africa.

[โ€“] No_Eponym@lemmy.ca 11 points 11 months ago

Yay fudalism.

[โ€“] Mordachai_Shedbacon@lemm.ee 6 points 11 months ago (4 children)
[โ€“] JunglGeorg@lemmy.world 6 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Elephants? I'm sorry that's just wrong. They trample over everything. I think you'll find my fine fellow Mister Zebra over here is a far more suitable candidate ๐Ÿฆ“

[โ€“] oolio@feddit.de 7 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Yet you will find that the true power is held by the parliament of owls.

[โ€“] JunglGeorg@lemmy.world 6 points 11 months ago (2 children)

Do they even give a hoot? ๐Ÿฆ‰

[โ€“] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world 5 points 11 months ago

They give SEVERAL hoots!

They don't care, though ๐Ÿคท

[โ€“] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 4 points 11 months ago

I know an especially frightening owl that does.

[โ€“] dustyData@lemmy.world 2 points 11 months ago

There's a Babar remake. But he was an autocratic totalitarian.

[โ€“] hungryphrog@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 11 months ago

Giraffe for pm!

[โ€“] Honytawk@lemmy.zip 0 points 11 months ago

Elephants miss the fine details of the world.

I'd suggest owls instead, they look wise.

[โ€“] v_raton@lemmy.world 2 points 11 months ago

Lion king is a out LGBT+ couple raising a kid and prove i qas worng