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The red and blue lines are actually parallel. But our breins don't perceive them that way becaus auf chemtrails.

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[–] DharmaCurious@startrek.website 26 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Who are you, who are so wise in the ways of science?

[–] SuckMyWang@lemmy.world 6 points 11 months ago (1 children)

He’s like a science Jedi. “I’m not stealing your wallet, it’s the chem trails making you see that”

[–] DharmaCurious@startrek.website 2 points 11 months ago

We live in a glorious age of information!

[–] WhereGrapesMayRule@lemmy.world 21 points 11 months ago

What lines? I just see four incomplete white triangles.

[–] programmer_belch@lemmy.dbzer0.com 17 points 11 months ago

Actually they are parallel, we just don't have the depth perception to tell from an image as flat as the earth

[–] fastandcurious@lemmy.world 14 points 11 months ago

Brave of you to assume they know what parallel means

[–] Kben@kbin.social 12 points 11 months ago (2 children)

Idiot,its because the earth is flat its making the lines look unparallel.You conspiracy fools are insane

[–] ShitOnABrick@lemmy.world 4 points 11 months ago

No it's because of the globists and there secret vault made in the 60s hiding all the cheese with cheese the lines look parallel because of the ventroxmine in the cheese and the efps

[–] Ookami38@sh.itjust.works 2 points 11 months ago

Dude, think for just a minute please. How can the earth be FLAT if we already know it's AN EGG? Seriously you conspiracy theorists...

[–] FlameBurningOrange@lemmynsfw.com 7 points 11 months ago (1 children)
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[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 4 points 11 months ago

That's why I can see the parallel lines. My tinfoil hat keeps me from being affected by chemtrails.

[–] sndrtj@feddit.nl 2 points 11 months ago

This was a seriously good shitpost. Had me for a second.

[–] Steamymoomilk@sh.itjust.works 2 points 11 months ago

What are you talking about, there is no lines!! Just triangles

[–] vsh@lemm.ee 1 points 11 months ago

I see a DITF reference