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[–] FartsWithAnAccent@lemmy.world 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Roll that beautiful bean footage!

[–] ivanafterall@kbin.social 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I met that guy AND the dog!

That's the whole story. I don't really have occasion to share it otherwise.

[–] FartsWithAnAccent@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] ivanafterall@kbin.social 2 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

It was a meet-and-greet/autograph-type setup (naturally!) and the dog just kinda chilled out on this big plush dog bed beside the table where Jay Bush signed autographs for his adoring fans. Unfortunately, they wouldn't let you pet him, and they didn't really let you interact with the dog, either.

[–] ballzovsteel@lemmy.ml 3 points 1 year ago

The gentle hug of beans as you shit your pants

America's Natural Gas. This one doesn't leave your groundwater subject to toxification by indifferent oil exploration companies.

[–] absentant@kbin.social 2 points 1 year ago

shitpost fr

[–] ballzovsteel@lemmy.ml 1 points 1 year ago

The gentle hug of beans as you shit your pants

[–] DopamineDaydreams@kbin.social 1 points 1 year ago

That's a challenge?

[–] tooting_lemmy@lemm.ee 0 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Beans are high in fiber. If you ate lots of beans in might back you up for three days.

[–] Guru_Meditation_@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Yeah, I’m no expert, but I don’t think that’s how fiber works. : /

[–] tooting_lemmy@lemm.ee 0 points 1 year ago

I got constipated from a high fiber diet. I ate allot of beans and whole grains.

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