I'd land in a minefield, with only numbers to help me out.
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I am god of the beavers.
Isn't it that building/strategy game where beavers have evolved and build cities? Saw it in Steam.
I'd be hanging out in my nice Minecraft city my friends and I are building. Honestly wouldn't be too bad
...until the evening comes. I hope you do have...precautions for that?
We have inner and outer walls encircling the city and raised rail lines passing between major points of interest. I'd be prepared!
Odds are that I get run over by a train shortly after. Also the factory must grow.
Hahaa!
Good that you beat the Great Filter of oil production (I think trains might be around or after researching that?)! Many of us find introducing oil...demoralizing playing motivation (did for me unfortunately!) π
Path of Achra - the game speaks for itself.
BG3, so I'm either getting body snatched, horribly murdered, or laid.
Factorio. The factory must grow.
If my regular Apex Legends experience applies, I've got about 30 seconds to live and no hope of my teammates reviving me.
I'm playing golf?
How unlikely! How fortunate I took so long to play Golf Story!
I spend three years locked in a tiny capsule and then die because the engineers forgot to add parachutes.
WH40K: Darktide. In the grim dark future of the 41st millennium I am so F-ed in the A.
Grow the factory.
THE FACTORY MUST GROW.
It's animal crossing. I eat some fruit and then forget and hit a rock and break it.
I'd look pretty out of place as an overweight 43 year old man playing in the Women's World Cup.
Rimwold. I'll be dying from an infection caused by a chinchilla's bite.
Hang out with a bunch of cool dudes, do some diving, make some sushi.
Sounds pretty ideal.
Groan. That means I am stuck in boring but pretty Starfield forever.
Guess I would finally build an Outpost π
Ffs i only olayed one match of Starship Troopers... Im getting dismembered by an oversized animstronic alien ant
Caves of Qud. Guess I'm a farmer now. The world is very dangerous.
Stuck in the liminal space of THPS 1 and 2. Skateboarding forever. Alone.
At least youβve got a banginβ soundtrack!
My minecraft mod pack so id basically be the god that created that universe.
Get fucked 25 different ways by a megacorp.
~~I would go bowling with my cousin.~~
Oh wait, I forgot I played the RoboCop demo. Uh oh...
Note: The fact I forgot about playing it probably doesn't speak well for my enjoyment of the game.
I'm trying to learn how to read in war-torn Bohemia in the High Medieval Ages :/
I die. Just like I do in CS2. Shouldn't have started again, I'm just too old for this shit.
Shitty time to have dusted off plants vs zombies. Guess me and crazy Dave are buds now. If you need me, I'll be rummaging through the kitchen cabinets looking for a helmet!
Elden Ring. If it's anything like my playing experience. I'm dead within 2 minutes.
I go and live a peaceful life in Kakariko Village
Brain damage (rocket league).
I'd be living in the slums in Night City and have a higher quality of life than anyone I know in real life
I have died of dysentery.
Iβd be piloting a ship around the Milky Way fueling my hoarding addiction with theft and murder