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With a croc-pot!

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[–] GombeenSysadmin 10 points 1 year ago (2 children)

They’re to big to fit properly in a croc-pot but you can get good results if you clamp the lid down with an alligator clip.

[–] SuckMyWang@lemmy.world 9 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Goes great with a warm glass of Gatorade

[–] P34C0CK@lemmy.world 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)

While I appreciate the pun, the thought of warm Gatorade made my stomach turn 🤢

[–] Bonehead@kbin.social 5 points 1 year ago

Reminds me of those days in grade school when you're playing really hard and sweating like there's no tomorrow, then reach for that nice cold Gatorade that you forgot was sitting on top of asphalt in full sun for the last 30 minutes.

[–] geogle@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

Seems to be a scale problem

[–] Rhynoplaz@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

When I was a kid, when we went out to eat, my dad would always dare me to say "I want an alligator sandwich and make it snappy!"