Dad Jokes

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How do you cook an alligator? (lemmy.world)

submitted 1 year ago by Tugboater203@lemmy.world to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world

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With a croc-pot!

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[–] SuckMyWang@lemmy.world 9 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Goes great with a warm glass of Gatorade

[–] P34C0CK@lemmy.world 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)

While I appreciate the pun, the thought of warm Gatorade made my stomach turn 🤢

[–] Bonehead@kbin.social 5 points 1 year ago

Reminds me of those days in grade school when you're playing really hard and sweating like there's no tomorrow, then reach for that nice cold Gatorade that you forgot was sitting on top of asphalt in full sun for the last 30 minutes.