this post was submitted on 12 Oct 2023
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Excellent use of the new template 🫑

[–] Gork@lemm.ee 20 points 11 months ago (2 children)
[–] Wage_slave@lemmy.ml 15 points 11 months ago

When it's taco Tuesday and you're wearing a skirt to work.

[–] Rentlar@lemmy.ca 2 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

If you're using an app with animations, try collapsing the above comment

[–] son_named_bort@lemmy.world 12 points 11 months ago (2 children)

And that's when you step out as someone is stepping in.

[–] EvilFonzy@lemmy.world 7 points 11 months ago

I call that the Dutch lift.

[–] Speculater@lemmy.world 3 points 11 months ago

"IT WAS MEEEEEEEE!"

[–] Crul@lemm.ee 9 points 11 months ago
[–] Franzia@lemmy.blahaj.zone 6 points 11 months ago

I like the way you think OP

[–] ulkesh@beehaw.org 5 points 11 months ago (1 children)

And then the elevator stops on the next floor and someone new steps on.

[–] Gork@lemm.ee 3 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Then you do the Family Guy line. Look into their eyes and assert dominance by saying, "you did it." Then awkwardly staying in the elevator as it goes to the next floor.

[–] ulkesh@beehaw.org 1 points 11 months ago

TouchΓ©, salesman.

[–] DoucheBagMcSwag@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)
[–] CADmonkey@lemmy.world 2 points 11 months ago

I thought you were supposed to drop the air biscuit before stepping off a crowded elevator?

Tactical dragon Godzilla queefs.

[–] samus12345@lemmy.world 1 points 11 months ago

Looks like you didn't check well enough, several dinos are caught in the blast!