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[–] JohnDClay@sh.itjust.works 123 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (4 children)

Stages of climate change denial:

1 it doesn't exist

2 we aren't causing it

3 it isn't that bad

4 we can't solve it

5 it's too late now (so might as well go on consuming oil)

We can't just throw our hands up and give up because we don't know how bad it will be yet. So we should still try everything we can to stop ghg emissions and sequester those already in the air.

https://www.theguardian.com/environment/climate-consensus-97-per-cent/2013/sep/16/climate-change-contrarians-5-stages-denial

[–] AllonzeeLV@lemmy.world 31 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (5 children)

People more powerful than you can dream with their arms up world government "leaders" asses telling them what to do and say are going to enforce maximum profit at the planet's expense until the apocalyptic day they retreat to the luxury climate bunkers they've been building around the world, look it up, they are. It's not a conspiracy.

Then they'll keep barking orders to keep burning the world for profit remotely from comfort and safety until the last capitalist true believer sycophant on the other end finally tells them to fuck off and die and hangs up, damage done.

It isn't too late because we couldn't, as a species mitigate some of the worst effects with concerted, global effort. It's too late because the egotistical, sociopathic world oligarchs that own you and I in every practical way have zero interest in the survival of our species after they've left the stage of life, and they'll play this planet like a harp from hell for every fucking nickel until they literally, physically can't. It was always a con, our oligarchs are just the snake oil salesmen of yore, they conned their way into conquest, and the damage or "externalities" they cause has never and will never make them lose a second of sleep.

And we the peasants will go along, afraid stopping them will inturrupt the flow of our pathetic subsistence opiates like social media, fast food, literal opiates, etc.

[–] JohnDClay@sh.itjust.works 16 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Then eat the rich? There's always something that can be done.

[–] AllonzeeLV@lemmy.world 29 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (2 children)

I'll be honest friend, I am so tired of that expression. People say it, and nothing happens ever.

There are people doing this. We know who they are, where are they are, and they're literally outnumbered millions to one.

Yet we will do nothing, because of 2 things:

  1. from Kindergarten through schools of economics through all major media they own, they've trained any receptive peasants that their way is the only correct way. Capitalism is human nature. Greed doesn't exist, only "rational self-interest." if you give the owners everything they'll piss it back on you. On and fucking on. And unfortunately most peasants are effectively propagandized into this mindset against their own interests. And when that doesn't work...

  2. fear of losing access to our subsistence opiates. We can't revolt and hang the profiteers destroying the planet, social media will go down, fast food restaurants will close, my favorite drama series might not come back!

When there's a meaningful group of people assembling to eat the rich, I'll be there with bells on, but only if it's there to do more than protest in a designated protest zone with a city permit out of the owner's line of sight.

Until then, "eat the rich" is just a sad reminder to me of how well defeated and compliant we are in the face of for profit Armageddon. Eat the rich? Sir, they're literally consuming this planet. The rich are eating us, right this very second.

[–] whitepawn@reddthat.com 9 points 1 year ago (1 children)

While everything you say is true, it’s not all scornful.

Some folks work 8-16hrs a day and if they don’t, their child will cry in hunger, the lights get shut off, and immediate needs get difficult.

It’s not all about TV and fast food, it’s about the bottom layer or two of Maslow’s Heirarchy.

It’s why we had riots post George Floyd. People had time (off work) alongside an unemployment check (no scorn as I type that, just laying out some of the contributing variables that made it so.). Hell, lack of social interaction may have brought folks out to where other people were as well.

The root reason can be noble as fuck, but without the right set of circumstances that allows for some assurance of not losing job, roof, health care and such, it ain’t happening, at least not to any effective scale.

[–] AllonzeeLV@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

"While everything you say is true, it’s not all scornful.Some folks work 8-16hrs a day and if they don’t, their child will cry in hunger, the lights get shut off, and immediate needs get difficult."

I consider those children hostages to our oligarchs and our corrupt, rigged global economy that causes or exacerbates most social ills.

If you give the hostage takers what they want, staying the course and making them their money, they'll simply take more hostages as their former hostages become compliant capital batteries. That's surviving, not living. At some point, if you don't want most humans to live in a state of perpetual servitude, we must acknowledge that to end this cycle, innocents will die, and that blood is on the hostage taker's hands, not the hands of those that wanted their children to have a chance to be more than capital batteries for the owners, if the climate disaster they also caused for profit hasn't killed us yet.

But as I have said repeatedly, we will keep giving the hostage takers what they want, and pathetically thank them for the privilege. There can be no hope as long as the most provably greedy human beings are also the humans that lead entire world governments and the species around by the nose. There is NO EVENTUALITY where we convince these people to share or slow down their profit. You'd sooner turn lead into gold with a laser pointer than get Jeff Bezos/Elon Musk/Warren Buffett to do something truly selfless.

And so humanity walks into the sea together.

[–] mjhelto@lemm.ee 8 points 1 year ago

Hear hear. I, too, am tired of that phrase, but the recent rounds of unionization and indictments of the powerful few give me hope that the gullible boomer generation, who believed all of their shit because of their selfishness, are either dying or are being replaced. I think it's only going to get larger and more organized the more we're pushed to the extremes.

It might be too late to stop the train from derailing, but their normal placations and lies aren't working on the newer gens. We know America is not the bastion of freedom and liberty our forebearers fawned over and ate up from the capitalists. We have eyes and critical thinking and they've taken everything from us.

The more people that realize how pointless money is, how debt is as fake as George Santos' gold medals, and the rich only hold that title because we believe it, the more they will reap the consequences of their actions.

You are my new favorite person on Lemmy!

[–] explodicle@local106.com 4 points 1 year ago (8 children)

It sounds like we need a way to address externalities that they can't simply shut down. Like bittorrent but for insurance.

Or we just give up and die because the solution involves money.

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[–] Daft_ish@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

subsistence opiates like social media, fast food, literal opiates, etc.

I would argue they've had complete control long before all of that. No, humanity is inherently flawed when it comes to considering the collective good.

If you are like me and believe on a macro scale all of humanity is only an extension of a universal cosmic nature than hamanity isnt really flawed. No more flawed than when, say, a leaf falls from a tree only to become dirt again.

If it's any consolation I believe humanity can defy its own nature. I just haven't seen a lot of that, lately.

[–] PunnyName@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

Guillotines

[–] buzz86us@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

I hear Detroit is nice

[–] Makeshift@sh.itjust.works 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)

That’s basically the mindset I’m in.

We’re screwed and won’t shape up in time. But I’m still going to self reflect and improve myself.

There is very little chance. But there is zero chance if everyone lets zero chance stop them from caring about their own actions.

[–] Sheeple@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago

Also sure there is a climate catastrophe going on that causes irreparable damage

BUT

That doesn't mean we should be causing an EVEN WORSE climate catastrophe

[–] MedicPigBabySaver@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Didn't know my dentist set up stages of denial. 😉

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[–] gandalf_der_12te@feddit.de 2 points 1 year ago

That's nicely said.

I think however, the problem is more that everybody wants to solve climate change, as long as it doesm't cost them anything.

And since big companies and banks are the only ones with enough money to make a significant difference, climate change will only be solved by having cost-competitive clean sources of energy. Which we have.

[–] blind3rdeye@lemm.ee 111 points 1 year ago (3 children)

It's too late to avoid problems; but it's certainly not too late to take action. This is not a binary yes / no or climate change / no climate change situation. It's a continuum. We can't avoid it completely, but the longer we delay action the worse it gets. There is still a lot of room for it to get worse. So reducing emissions is more important now than it has even been, even if some problems are unavoidable.

[–] Smoogs@lemmy.world 10 points 1 year ago

So reducing emissions is more important now than it has even been

Middle managers : “Come back to working in the office”

Us: ”we work on computers and can easily work from home and have done so for years now being very productive without adding to the emissions of the road use”

Middle managers: “Fuck the earth. I don’t feel like my job is valid unless you’re here so I can micromanage you”

[–] katkit@lemmy.world 7 points 1 year ago

I like to frame it as, even if you can't avoid crashing into a wall, it still makes a huge difference whether you do it with a 120km/h, 70km/h or 20km/h.

[–] dangblingus@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago

Well, unfortunately we are looking at the likely scenario of cascading ecosystem failures, quickly leading to most humans on earth starving to death.

[–] whitepawn@reddthat.com 39 points 1 year ago (1 children)

This is a leadership problem. The problem really does need to be solved at the top.

The reality is most working class cannot just stop, unless handed a practical alternative because stopping would mean not going to work, not earning income, and being rendered homeless. Likely living in their car first which would put oil consumption right back in play.

Whatever alternative you’re thinking of that the working class might be able to achieve as an individual probably has a buy-in cost. Given the even greater number of folks living paycheck to paycheck in the last two years, that buy-in isn’t a plausible ask.

Sucks. But here we are. Find a cost free (to the working class individual) solution that doesn’t interrupt the 5-6 day/wk work schedule or require any extra costs or moving and you’ll solve it. Until then, working class folks are going to do what they must to keep the lights on and the water running, and that’s usually going to be commuting to work in a gas consuming vehicle. As such, the solution needs to come from the top, not the bottom.

Earnest question. Is there enough lithium on the planet to turn around every vehicle in the United States to electric? Assume infrastructure for charging. Even then, do we even have the lithium, cobalt, manganese, nickel, and graphite or whatever else electric vehicle batteries need for it?

[–] HardlightCereal@lemmy.world 13 points 1 year ago (1 children)

What I'm thinking the working class can do is protest, civil disruption, direct action, unionisation, labour strikes, and worker action.

Labour is entitled to all it creates.

[–] whitepawn@reddthat.com 3 points 1 year ago

Time is often the ultimate commodity. It’s why you see some of the poorest folks grabbing fast food. No time for groceries or cooking in earnest.

How do you fit time for all of what you just said into that work/life schedule?

[–] foggianism@lemmy.world 36 points 1 year ago (1 children)

It's a common misconception that the planet as a life bearing vessel is in danger - it is not. It's just that human civilization is probably fucked (and thousands of other species).

[–] balderdash9@lemmy.zip 27 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] VikingHippie@lemmy.wtf 20 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

I mean, you're a man wearing a polar bear head so..yes?

[–] DragonTypeWyvern@literature.cafe 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I don't think you'd disrespect Mr Polar Bear Head to his face.

[–] VikingHippie@lemmy.wtf 5 points 1 year ago

Of course not! I couldn't stand the seal breath I'd have to endure in order to say stuff to his face!

[–] Samsy@lemmy.ml 16 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Mildly interesting: this scene in the meme is actually about accidentally putting spicy pepperoni in the kids eyes.

[–] PunnyName@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago (2 children)
[–] narp@feddit.de 6 points 1 year ago

In Germany those are often called peperoni or peperoncino

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[–] darkangelazuarl@lemmy.world 15 points 1 year ago (2 children)

This is incorrect. Climate change won't destroy the planet just the people living on it. The planet doesn't give 2 fucks.

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[–] Slartibartfass@feddit.de 9 points 1 year ago

Martina Hill. Beschde

[–] RIP_Cheems@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

We were doomed the moment lead was put in gasoline.

[–] Diabolo96@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 1 year ago

We deserve it !

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