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[–] Seven@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

I SEE IT NOW.

[–] unexpectedwoof@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago (3 children)

what is the last thing is that a necklace?

[–] Seven@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

Why did I not see that? How did I miss that? Why did I not question this meme being NSFW?

[–] SomeoneElse@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] Seven@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

spoilerThe bottom right corner is about "sounding", a form of sexual play done by showing things up onto the urethra

[–] SomeoneElse@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

Oooh. TIL something I wouldn’t mind not knowing about! 😅 Thanks for the explanation.

[–] 567PrimeMover@kbin.social 1 points 1 year ago

It's sorta like a necklace if you shoved a necklace in your pee hole

[–] JJohns87@readit.buzz 0 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Judging by the varying thicknesses it looks like gauging devices, most likely for sounding. Not sure why the tips are curved...but then again, I lack a penis so it's not like I'm an expert on the subject.

[–] Shiroa@kbin.social 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

To put it gently there's a bend because there's a... bend. Like, you can't put a straight rod through a curved tunnel.

[–] eltimablo@kbin.social 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Enjoy my frowningest boost ever

[–] Shiroa@kbin.social 1 points 1 year ago

Usually this is where I would say something like "I aim to please!" but the context kinda ruins that 🫤

[–] atx_aquarian@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

Don't forget being defined by business franchise paraphernalia in the name of athletism.

[–] Seven@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago (2 children)

dunno why this feels like gatekeeping h

[–] GreenCrush@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

We can have a little gatekeeping. For funnies.

[–] Seven@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

What I say to the poor users before they find out I gatekeep this community as a "job" (I do not abuse my powers for fun :3333)

[–] SomeoneElse@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

There’s a great skit about gatekeeping “basic” things but I can’t for the life of me remember what the comedians are called. I for one have embraced my basic bitch status - liking popular things does not make me any less interesting or worthwhile than people with less mainstream interests. 💅🏼

Edit: here it is! https://youtu.be/d1mbbYKPpHY

[–] OtakuAltair@vlemmy.net 1 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

I love sounding... some of the best cbt music I have ever heard.

Google 'Sounding cbt' to learn more

[–] OtakuAltair@vlemmy.net 1 points 1 year ago

Also fyi you need to put the image in the url field for it to appear in the feed; you can still edit and do it.

Okay so you're pissed at my idiot BIL like half the states of texas and arizona what's new

[–] applejacks@lemmy.world 0 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] JizzmasterD@lemmy.ca 1 points 1 year ago

Agreed. Interacting with the physical world around you is the only real personality.

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