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[–] conditional_soup@lemm.ee 209 points 1 year ago (4 children)

Tbh, the worst part is when you pay for it and still get ads anyway. Feels like double dipping, but it's obviously going to happen because wall street doesn't like when line only goes up a little.

[–] dan@lemm.ee 80 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Yeah that’s totally galling. Shrinkflation for online services.

You know some shiny-suited corporate asshole got a huge bonus for coming up with that though.

[–] Fried_out_Kombi@lemmy.world 31 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Enshrinklification of the internet

[–] HerbalGamer@lemm.ee 15 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (3 children)
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[–] Bonehead@kbin.social 34 points 1 year ago

Welcome to cable TV in the late 80s...

[–] hemko@lemmy.dbzer0.com 26 points 1 year ago (4 children)

Yeah it's crazy. We have TV plan with some 100 channels bundled up with internet, and sometimes rarely when I watch TV I'm just baffled by the fact a paid service still is full of ads

[–] Touching_Grass@lemmy.world 30 points 1 year ago (2 children)

We let it happen. You either put your foot down at the first instance of this thing or you lose any ability to do it because it eventually gets so big you can't stop it without some whole new technology. But there's always going to be people who say "how else are people going to pay for websites if not advertising" I say not my fucking problem. Just like robbing my free time with bullshit ads wasn't their problem.

[–] clonedhuman@lemmy.world 9 points 1 year ago

I've become a strong proponent of the joys of piracy.

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[–] affiliate@lemmy.world 19 points 1 year ago (1 children)

the problem is that making the line go up even a little gets exponentially harder with time. because the graph not going up at any given point in time is so unimaginably horrible to them, they keep having to think of new insidious ways of satisfying it

[–] spankinspinach@sh.itjust.works 14 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I actually find myself wondering lately "what's so bad about stable (+/- 5%/annum) profits for some stretches of time." Sure you're not eating up market share, but a couple million in the pocket every year really isn't that bad...

I... May not be cut out for capitalism...

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[–] clonedhuman@lemmy.world 83 points 1 year ago (4 children)

Pirate everything. Pirate streams, torrents, whatever.

Pirate. Everything.

*unless it's an independent artist of some sort. then, just buy some merch from them or something.

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[–] green_square@yiffit.net 83 points 1 year ago (5 children)

The price of playing skyrim for every minute of my life until I die

With game pass: Over $9000.00

Just buying the game: $59.99

[–] cooopsspace@infosec.pub 25 points 1 year ago (1 children)

59,99 on every platform the game gets released on because Todd won't stop

[–] Gabu@lemmy.world 14 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

If you bought Skyrim on Steam before 2016, you got all PC versions for free up to now.

[–] mojo@lemm.ee 18 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Me but with Factorio and even more hours

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[–] chiliedogg@lemmy.world 10 points 1 year ago (5 children)

Gamepass is a great deal if it has 4 or more games a year come out that you want to play, and that's if you pay full price instead of buying cards, etc.

[–] SwiggitySwole@lemm.ee 13 points 1 year ago (3 children)

What if I play all my games on a 3 year delay and buy all 4 games for $15 with DLC included?

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[–] LaggySnake@lemmy.world 63 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Remember when you didn't have to pay for a subscription to play console games online?

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[–] art@lemmy.world 53 points 1 year ago (5 children)

I like to bootleg the major studios and patreon the indie artists that are giving their shit away for free.

[–] clonedhuman@lemmy.world 15 points 1 year ago

Yes! I'm right there with you.

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[–] iforgotmyinstance@lemmy.world 47 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I don't have Peacock but I'm hanging out at my parents house and apparently when you pay for Peacock you have to watch ads at the beginning and end of shows PLUS every time you pause.

Every single time they paused it transitioned to an ad. What psychopaths run NBC?

[–] banana_meccanica@feddit.it 42 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Never pay any of this services BTW, I have no regrets and I never feel that I miss something.

[–] dual_sport_dork@lemmy.world 22 points 1 year ago

Concur. I pay for the following subscription services:

  • My internet connection.
  • My cell phone plan.

That's all. Everyone else can go fuck themselves. If I can't buy it outright, I don't need it. If it's digital, it's on the Pirate Bay. Prime is bullshit anyway. I don't need a predatory gym membership; Putting an elliptical machine in my own house cost me all of $200 and it's mine forever. I don't pay for Dropbox or OneDrive or whatever; I have a massive hard drive in my PC and I can access remotely it via my VPN. Etc.

[–] sexy_peach@feddit.de 17 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Same. I would never pay them for their shitty little services. Imagine paying monthly for dropbox, sporify etc for years... That's so much money.

[–] Squizzy@lemmy.world 25 points 1 year ago (4 children)

Eh Spotify gets a whole family unlimited for 17 euro, it's pretty convenient compared to going finding and uploading to my device or purchasing individually.

[–] ILikeBoobies@lemmy.ca 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)

There once was a piracy website so grand in the world of music streaming that even to this day nothing comes close

Grooveshark :(

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[–] patachu@lemmy.world 35 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Everyone is saying Piracy but I say Public LIbraries, which often have CDs/DVDs/BDs/games now (depending on your locale). They're taxpayer funded, so you might as well get your money's worth, and they keep track of how often stuff gets borrowed which determines future financial support.

(And if you are tech-savvy enough to be on Lemmy, you probably know how to make a ... permanent copy ... for yourself to keep)

[–] redcalcium@lemmy.institute 27 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Libraries are great. Just think about it, if libraries as a concept hasn't already exist, there is absolutely zero chance it will be invented in our time due to our overly restricting copyright law.

[–] Heidur@lemmy.world 10 points 1 year ago

And also due to a rightward shift in the Overton window. A place where people just get to borrow books for free? That's socialism. And it will completely kill the entire books industry

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[–] phario@lemmy.ca 33 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (3 children)

There was a prophetic podcast episode from the series Plain English a while back that I constantly think about.

In that episode the author describes how the internet is going through a revolution.

Basically 20 years ago, the internet was all about gaining numbers. Companies could operate at a loss if they got people signed up. Facebook, Google, YouTube, Uber, Deliveroo, etc. they were all about getting you in their mailing list or consumer list and who cares what happens then.

Now there’s an issue because that model is not profitable. In order to continue, all the internet is moving towards subscription.

In a sense, I don’t think of that as intrinsically bad. Patreon is a good example. The internet is now filled up with so much shit that people are willing to pay to filter it. So with Patreon, you pay a fee to support an artist to produce the content you want. That itself isn’t a bad idea.

Now that being said, a lot of “bad things” do emerge. The fact that you can no longer buy software like Adobe and it’s all subscription based. That’s shit. But that also inspired software alternatives like Affinity Designer.

[–] PP_BOY_@lemmy.world 14 points 1 year ago (3 children)

The fact that you can no longer buy software like Adobe and it’s all subscription based

100% the biggest factor in me deciding to buy Magix Vegas (formerly Sony Vegas) video editing software was because they still sold lifetime codes. Have I gotten $400 worth of value out of it? Fuck no. But I can use it whenever I want for as long as I want without worrying about whether or not I can afford it for the month.

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[–] dx1@lemmy.world 24 points 1 year ago (1 children)

We wouldn't be ever hearing any of that if SOME PEOPLE weren't actually paying for them

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[–] finestnothing@lemmy.world 23 points 1 year ago (10 children)

The only subscription service that I pay for is tidal for music (pays artists more than Spotify, same cost) and that's only because maintaining a local library of music is too much of a pain for me right now. I may slowly build a local music library of only music I like, but I love listening to new artists so the $10 per month is worth the convenience.

YouTube? Ublock origin
Movie/tv streaming? Self hosted media library, plus some random services that are provided through my phone bill at no cost
File storage? Stored with my movies and TV on some hdds in raid
Amazon? Its not hard to find other retailers (or direct providers) with better prices and no subscription needed. Sometimes have to pay for shipping and it's slower, but worth it

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[–] FlashZordon@lemmy.world 22 points 1 year ago (1 children)

What will we do with a drunken sailor? What will we do with a drunken sailor? What will we do with a drunken sailor? Early in the morning!

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[–] finnie@lemmy.world 20 points 1 year ago (1 children)

..but capitalism is so good, things only get better!!! The market is too regulated, is the problem

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[–] the_seven_sins@feddit.de 18 points 1 year ago

It’s not that I don’t want to pay for the service, it’s just that I hate the automatic recurring withdrawals, even if I can cancel monthly.

I would probably use more subscriptions if I could just pay like three month of access in advance - basically like these gift cards work.

[–] librechad@lemm.ee 12 points 1 year ago (4 children)

I just got charged $165 a couple days ago from two yearly subscriptions I totally forgot I had. We need a better solution. The banks should just implement the usage of Virtual Cards like Privacy.com does. It'd be so much more convent for people to cancel subscriptions, if they're allowed to have multiple different virtual cards that they can easily toggle on or off.

Why don't the banks do this?

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[–] JokeDeity@lemm.ee 11 points 1 year ago

Yes. Fucking yes. I'm so tired of it all. I just want to own things again.

[–] PP_BOY_@lemmy.world 10 points 1 year ago (4 children)

Only subscriptions I pay for is Plex, Drunkenslug, and Newshosting

[–] 0x2d@lemmy.ml 15 points 1 year ago (3 children)
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[–] Drusas@kbin.social 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Bezos is no longer relevant to Amazon making changes.

[–] pseudonym@monyet.cc 9 points 1 year ago
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