this post was submitted on 17 Sep 2023
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[–] balderdash9@lemmy.zip 45 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] Spudwart@lemmy.world 30 points 1 year ago (3 children)

“Pots of what?”

“Pot”

[–] ivanafterall@kbin.social 13 points 1 year ago

"What kind of weeds?"

"Weed."

[–] DmMacniel@feddit.de 7 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Pot of Greed?? What does it do?

[–] EveryMuffinIsNowEncrypted@lemmy.blahaj.zone 6 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

"No one knows."

 

"What are you talking about? It's right here on the car—”

 

"No one knows."

[–] ryannathans@lemmy.fmhy.net 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I will have two cards thanks

[–] DmMacniel@feddit.de 1 points 1 year ago

from your GY, right?

[–] Pika@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 year ago

"I'm not getting rid of them"

[–] saltnotsugar@lemm.ee 16 points 1 year ago

Uhhh…I’m conducting an experiment where…like what if there was a fire and you happened to be at the…used plant dealership.

[–] FrankHerbert@sopuli.xyz 9 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

"D-D-D-D-Don't quote me regulations. I co-chaired the committee that reviewed the recommendation to revise the color of the book that regulation's in... We kept it grey!" Futurama Number 1.0

[–] SeeMinusMinus@lemmy.world 8 points 1 year ago

I have a better plan. Make a cute little mushroom fairy garden. There parents wouldn't know that it really does have magic.

[–] Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net 4 points 1 year ago

I mean, hemp is a fucking cool plant and there is a shit ton of cool research around it... but if it has buds...

[–] Nakoichi@hexbear.net 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

My parents taught me all about growing plants lol. One of my first "jobs" was helping their friends with farm work.

[–] ivanafterall@kbin.social 2 points 1 year ago

Is your dad Randy Marsh?

[–] sharkfucker420@hexbear.net 1 points 1 year ago

I once grew mushrooms and told my parents it was enoki but I was actually growing enoki it just so happened that half of my grain spawn "went bad" and it just so happened that they caught me with 17g of dried psilocybe cubensis