And it squeals out too. High pitched squeal noise
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Pulling the condom out with it fighting its way back in...
Lmao
I'd have kept them in my fish tank.
What do I look like, some sort of renegade angel?
Ok, switching to my horny account to post this (for hopefully obvious reasons):
I'm really into excessive cum. Samething about being able to fill a quart jug or more gets me going.
But for SOME GODDAMN REASON others who are into that shit also post this shit unironically as if it's the same fetish. Like what the fuck. I just have to scroll really fast and hope I don't lose all my arousal. FUCK
This isn't my horny account. Or maybe rather all my accounts are definitionally horny.
Got any good links/sites?
I've mostly settled into looking at rule34.xxx for that specific fetish, a lot of that stuff gets posted there. excessive_cum
is a widely used tag (I believe related sites like gelbooru and e621 use the same tag, but it's been a while / haven't used that site respectively). cumflation
is often a good proxy for it too, but is as different from that as this whole big sperm thing so it depends on if you're actually into that. Though keep in mind any good gallery has some advanced search features, so you should be able to put for example excessive_cum -hyper_sperm
to get stuff with excessive_cum
but not hyper_sperm
. Searching hyper_sperm
is actually a much rarer tag than I thought though so maybe there's another tag I'm not aware of. Also putting sort:score
in the search makes it like a "Top: all time" like you see here on lemmy.
4chan's /d/ board usually has a very slow but active excessive cum thread. It's also where most of my annoyance with hyper sperm comes from, so go figure. Oftentimes the OP will even specifically request it which kinda ruins the thread for me.
One artist I follow (that I believe is active on that /d/ thread) is pwcsponson. He does mostly hyper (including hyper sperm occasionally 😠), so chances are you'd have the same reaction to the general hyper-ness as with the hyper sperm. I don't for whatever reason, so I like it.
Non hentai/drawn stuff is way harder to find because for whatever reason the tagging is terrible. Creamy Spot on pornhub (and presumably other places) is the one channel I find consistently does it, and like with most real stuff you won't find it by searching "excessive cum". I believe the term I searched to find her was "fake cum"? I barely remember. Hentaied also have a category of videos for this stuff and are more professionally shot, but it's almost too professional for my tastes.
realbooru could potentially be really good because it's got all the functionality of the sites mentioned at the beginning, but everything is so poorly tagged because that's just the pattern with photo/video content I guess 🤷.
Not a special account and not anything I’m into, but for any fetish, Bing Video Search.
What a terrible day to have eyes
Fun fact, fruit fly sperm is several cm in length when uncoiled.
It's surprisingly sweet, too!
((Alien facehugger screech SFX here))
I was supposed to eat soon...
Bukakke Pit Fighting.
There.
Now you have to think of that, too...
… two Bukakemon trainers spend weeks eating a special diet from their region imbuing their Bukakemon with innate attributes that help them in battle.
Trainers store their Bukakemon in their balls, ofc.
Arbok vs Muk
Arbok is 'Kobra' spelled backwards...
Chugging sriracha
*cups balls* "can you feel it kicking?"
...ya all talk about this from boy side, now think about girl side. Feeling it floppin all over inside.
I mean, they eventually do. Fetuses kick in the womb.
You joke but now I'm designing an autonomous miniature dildo inspired by a fish and powered by AI.
finally, a good use for ai
uwu
Enough internet
moar
So after vasectomy it would burst out of your balls like a xenomorph?
Audible plop as it comes out.
Having that thing come out would be horrifying, but so would be taking it in. That's some alien shit right there.
start farming them, infinite food source
Did someone hold a gun to your head to force you to type this comment or did you voluntarily choose to make us read it for some godless reason?
Speadin the wealth
Hey! Look at this comment! It didn't fucking need to exist. At all. Ever. What the fuck.
IDK why you don't like this thought cuz your mom swallows real good
The alternative is probably not much better:
Oglaf is a wacky treasure 🙏
True. Each comic is like a box of very weird choclates.
ಠ_ಠ
Hat Chat podcast deep cut?
Eraserhead (1977)
Never knew I needed the Smartypants videos in my life. Thanks for introducing me to them 😂.
First of all: compare with friends.
It feels good
Testament to his genius that I have only watched this movie once and I immediately knew it. It bothered me. Movies don't bother me.
I watched it about 20 years ago and I don't think I will ever again.
Fantastic movie.
Out of morbid curiosity, what movie is it?
Eraserhead, the first? movie by famed genius/madman David Lynch.
Remember, if you masturbate you are murdering billions of innocent sperm. You're literally Charles Manson if you do this.