this post was submitted on 05 Feb 2025
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I'm joining the war on Satan, on the side of Satan
Still less evil than the average U.S. policymaker
Technically true. But, there's some nuance missing: The Republicans went mask off already. The average of policymakers is being dragged down by Democrats.
Pelosi responds: "america needs a strong Abyssal party"
Damn Fetterman looks like shit.
One time after I went out clubbing I was chilling with this big squad of extended friends of my housemates, coming down off've drugs and one of the dudes was a PHD researcher in quantum computing. His specific project was using blood plasma as some sort of substrate for creating qubits or some shit. I literally had no idea what the fuck this dude was talking about, but I know they were making quantum blood computers lmao.
We played Operation while this one thwacked out dude was running a M.A.S.H style commentary on the "surgery" process while we tried to extract organs from the little robot man with our hands shaking real bad from the dopamine deficiency and general fatigue of partying all night. Fucking BRUTAL the way that game's buzzer goes off when you're coming down hard.
Obviously this all imprinted deeply into my psyche and I will never forget that they were making fucking QUANTUM BLOOD COMPUTERS. 
Now Senator Darkness is the kinda guy I would have a beer with
No way a US senator would ever think long term like that.
Why settle for the lesser evil?
Average American foreign policy
I for one am excited for my new blood soaked overlords!
thunder loudly cracks
floor tom get absolutely belted three times in quick succession
He's the good Senator, who sometimes votes for good things. Well, as long as the good things include some very, very evil things. Don't let the perfect be the enemy of the good!
no more half measures walter
Hey maybe be an evil spawn of Satan who crawled directly out of a pit to hell but GOD DAMNIT HE SAYS WHAT HE FEELS!
Counterpoint: Blood is important and necessary for transporting nutrients and oxygen, plus neurons have had their turn and quite frankly we should not be impressed with their results.
