I quit drinking for good.
Now, I only drink for evil.
this post was submitted on 02 Feb 2025
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I once heard its possible to live off beer. Like, just drink beer, lets say 8 per day is roughly 2000 calories, eat a pill for all vitamins and that's it. Probably wont even get drunk if you spread them out. Only thing you'd be missing is protein and fat. Maybe eat a fish once a month.
Okay guys, this is 100% boomer humour, but it's good boomer humour because it's making fun of boomer alcoholics
Now that's some proper boomer humor
Peak
The boomest of humor
Get it? He decided to be an alcoholic
Yeast is not a plant.
It is the policy of the trump administration that there are only two kingdoms of life
Plants, and Fungi
And yes, due to a technicality, nothing really fits the criteria for one of them.
If biologists were conservatives:
(d) “Animal” means an organism belonging, at conception, to the kingdom that reacts to external stimulus.
(e) “Plant” means an organism belonging, at conception, to the kingdom that does not react to external stimulus.
Right. It's not an animal or a plant, but "plant-and-fungi-based diet" doesn't have much of a ring to it.
I tried that and felt fucking awful, gained like 30 lbs too.
Beer will do that to you lol.
Eating lots of veggies won't though, if you do it right. Deep fried potatoes at every meal, that kinda thing, bad time. Kale salads with chili-fried tofu, doing fine.
What, no beans?
Magical fruit, always makes me hoot.
always makes me toot
FTFY
Porque no los dos? 😂
Fun fact Most candy and snack cakes are plant based too.
Unless they have gelatin! I was still finding believed snacks that I had no idea used gelatin for years. I gotta find me some mallowcreme pumpkins I can eat
The scribbles for leg hair are genius. Respect to the artist