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[–] Buddahriffic@lemmy.world 9 points 3 days ago (1 children)

When these things "take over", are they a) causing distress that just makes the host do things it wouldn't normally, b) taking control by producing hormones that alter behaviour, c) physically taking over the body by replacing nerves/muscles with mycelium and overriding anything the host's brain is trying to do, or d) taking over the brain of the host itself?

I'm not sure which option is the worst one. Each sounds just like a different level of "your body isn't yours anymore" hell.

[–] CeeBee_Eh@lemmy.world 2 points 3 days ago

You should read the Children of Time. The second book is something else.

[–] devilish666@lemmy.world 53 points 4 days ago (2 children)
[–] GeneralEmergency@lemmy.world 38 points 4 days ago

The island of Ireland.

A large landmass in the Atlantic.

[–] Gigliorananomicom@sh.itjust.works 7 points 4 days ago (3 children)

Didn't the second panel used to say "FUCK"?

[–] brbposting@sh.itjust.works 22 points 4 days ago (2 children)
[–] lars@lemmy.sdf.org 13 points 4 days ago

Love when the meme-anthropologists dive into yore lore for us

I meant the original version of the meme

[–] superkret@feddit.org 11 points 4 days ago (1 children)
[–] Rolive@discuss.tchncs.de 9 points 4 days ago (3 children)

Is it Berenstain or Berenstein bears?

[–] Kitathalla@lemy.lol 8 points 4 days ago

I hate you right now. >:(

[–] superkret@feddit.org 4 points 4 days ago (1 children)

It's Bierstein Bären, actually.
Just to double-check: Who won WW3 in your timeline?

[–] Rolive@discuss.tchncs.de 4 points 4 days ago

Nobody did, WW3 has only losers.

[–] lars@lemmy.sdf.org 2 points 4 days ago

Why yes it is

[–] BananaTrifleViolin@lemmy.world 8 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Can't be swearing on the Internet! I think you mean f***. Possibly even **** or even better fudge. Would hate to upset the Americans! They might impose tariffs.

[–] Gigliorananomicom@sh.itjust.works 4 points 4 days ago (1 children)

What are you even on about?

[–] ArcaneSlime@lemmy.dbzer0.com 10 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

They're joking, referencing the propensity of companies of late to try and sanitize the internet so people have taken to censoring memes and comments like that, even with words that aren't curse words (thus the existence of words like "unalive" and "sewerslide" to reference suicide.) So much so it has creeped in here from their users and stolen memes as well now.

Though "American?" Iirc TikTok started this mess, and American companies are probably hopping on board now but I don't use anything but lemmy and masto so who knows.

[–] seven_phone@lemmy.world 43 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago) (4 children)

There was a supplementary paper that noted the AGGT gene string was being activated by this fungal process and led to giantism with some individuals reaching the size of dogs. Growth spurts of this sort in spiders studied were accompanied by hyperactivity due to respiratory problems and an insatiable hunger for flesh. Twelve specimens that seemed most prone to these symptoms are being flown to the Huugens Spider research labs in Baltimore for further study. Results are not expected to be immediate due to problems Baltimore is currently having with its security.

[–] Socket462@feddit.it 21 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Sounds familiar haha

(If I am not wrong this is a Resident Evil reference)

[–] seven_phone@lemmy.world 14 points 4 days ago (1 children)

No sorry I just made it up, I did play the original Resident Evil back when the world was young but nothing after and have not seen any of the films beyond them just being on in a room I happened in but some cultural reference may have seeped into my head when I wasn't on guard.

[–] ZeffSyde@lemmy.world 1 points 3 days ago

Quick! Add this to the SCP archive before someone steals it.

[–] cashsky@sh.itjust.works 8 points 4 days ago

nope....Nope....NOPE

[–] JoeKis@lemmy.world 6 points 4 days ago (1 children)
[–] BananaTrifleViolin@lemmy.world 16 points 4 days ago (1 children)
[–] seven_phone@lemmy.world 5 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

Yes it is actually the ATTG string, we all have a good laugh about that one back in the creepy crawly labs.

[–] Fredselfish@lemmy.world 5 points 4 days ago

First thought it was from The Last of Us. Glad it satire for now.

[–] cupcakezealot@lemmy.blahaj.zone 21 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Oh great, Australia is spreading

[–] ikidd@lemmy.world 7 points 4 days ago (1 children)

I saw some of their zombies working the ski hill here. They're all "g'day" and "Have fun!", but I know what they're up to.

[–] Warl0k3@lemmy.world 2 points 4 days ago

Those duplicitous bastards.

[–] jet@hackertalks.com 20 points 5 days ago (1 children)
[–] Hamartiogonic@sopuli.xyz 18 points 4 days ago (2 children)

“Fungal zombie spiders“ check almost all the boxes. Just add some demonic black magic, and you’re all set.

[–] grrgyle@slrpnk.net 5 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Bet this is where the cure for cancer is hiding tho. Feels like a final boss

[–] 11111one11111@lemmy.world 4 points 4 days ago

I mean can a zombie get cancer?

[–] subignition@fedia.io 4 points 4 days ago

Where did I leave my Spicy Coaltana ...

[–] Auli@lemmy.ca 14 points 4 days ago (2 children)

Looks like the last of us fungus.

[–] muhyb@programming.dev 11 points 4 days ago

There is a humongous fungus among us.

[–] Venator@lemmy.nz 2 points 3 days ago

The last of us fungus is inspired by the previously discovered one mentioned in the article.

mirroring the behavior of ants infected by fungi of the genus Ophiocordyceps previously reported from the Atlantic rainforest of Brazil

[–] match@pawb.social 7 points 4 days ago (1 children)

haha! classic cordyceps :3

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