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submitted 12 hours ago by ZeroCool@slrpnk.net to c/theonion@midwest.social

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[–] Philharmonic3@lemmy.world 31 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

May he die soon and painfully 🙏

[–] earphone843@sh.itjust.works 7 points 7 hours ago

I don't want him to die soon. I want him to get locked in syndrome for a few years first. Let him have a preview of hell.

[–] Hackworth@lemmy.world 19 points 9 hours ago

[–] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 92 points 12 hours ago (2 children)

What? This doesn't belong here. The Onion community is for satirical comedy news stories.

This.....this is just a recap of recent events.

[–] makyo@lemmy.world 33 points 10 hours ago (1 children)

Yeah satire is hanging on by a thread these days

[–] helloworld55@lemm.ee 5 points 9 hours ago* (last edited 9 hours ago) (1 children)

Hey at least comedians have plenty of material

[–] errer@lemmy.world 4 points 7 hours ago

Everyone is a comedian just by the mere act of reporting the news at it happens

[–] spooky2092@lemmy.blahaj.zone 14 points 10 hours ago

I'm not convinced that the onion isn't going to just start posting real news to see if anyone notices.

I'm struggling already....

[–] MNByChoice@midwest.social 7 points 8 hours ago

More crazy face images need to be circulated.

[–] Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works 9 points 10 hours ago

Could just say racist idiot. Poor onion, they can't create more bizarre topics than modern reality provides anymore.

[–] solsangraal@lemmy.zip 25 points 12 hours ago

tfw the onion reports facts while MSM reports even more bullshit than ever