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DEI Programs Criticised After Emotionally Deficient, Fuckwit Man-Baby Promoted to President (theshovel.com.au)
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[–] earphone843@sh.itjust.works 7 points 7 hours ago

I don't want him to die soon. I want him to get locked in syndrome for a few years first. Let him have a preview of hell.