Mildly Infuriating

I frequent a bagel place that automatically adds a fairly hefty (not THAT hefty) tip when you pre-order online for in-store pickup.

If not for the fact that they are by far the best place to go for bagels in my area (we have few choices), that alone would stop me from ordering.

Their bagels are good, and I'm not above tipping at a bagel place. But their prices are already very high for a bagel place (they know what they got), they do brisk business, and they should damn well be paying their employees more rather than trying to sneak a 25% tip into every online order. It doesn't even present it as in OP - it's just there in the itemization in the end and you need to manually edit it out before ordering.

Edt - oh and if real, I ain't never going back to the place in OP after seeing that one time.

Avoid joints that's "require" tipping.

Deny the parasite profit.

I don't mind paying for the convenience. I tip well. I do wish we lived in a country where living wages were a thing. But we don't. We're a giant slave colony owned by like 5 megacorps.

My question here is, how much was the bill? 5 or $600?

30% is soso? Go fuck yourselves.

Custom: 0%

Every time.

If they give me the No Tip option, I usually tip a little bit. But fuck off with this idea that you should be tipped. It helps no one.

30%: underpaid

40%: immorally underpaid

50%; criminally underpaid

100%: Les Miserables

That's an immediate $0.

I'm not even paying the bill at that point.

soso is the same sound as a word that means breasts in my mother tongue.

Could be worth it under the best of circumstances.

Relevant post from earlier this month

Honestly if it starts at 30% then im 0% tipping and they can fuck right off.

Fake: Tip isn't calculated on top of tax.

Edit: this was a joke