My doctor diagnosed me with "no rizz". The fuck?
this post was submitted on 29 Jan 2025
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Doc, why you 360 nocap me like that?
what's gng
https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=gng
Look like consensus's changed over the years. I still dunno what's gng
I assumed it was meant to be gang, but the "a" would've been censored anyway so it was just excluded.
Good night gamers?
Apparently I've got diabaddies
For the Americans, they also hand you a billion dollar bill and gesture at their fish tank-sized tip jar.
That will be two million dollars (inflation).
That doctor:
Anyway, I don't wanna sound like a dick or nothing, but I looked at your charts and it seems like you're fucked up, you talk like a fag, and your shit may be retarded.
EDIT: Due to the number of reports this has gotten I have been advised by the mods to note that this is a direct quote from the scene above.
I have been banned from blahaj.zone for quoting a movie in a different instance
I'm calling the booboo police for the feelings you hurt!
You should put Attribution under your quotes. The parent is the only thing you can quote without.
When you just see this I expect them to have edited their post. If there was an easy way to see prior versions of a comment that would be fine.
Haha. Well done. At the time that this movie came out, this dialogue wasn't even considered that offensive.
It was kind of like an Australian calling someone a cunt.
No, it was a satire movie.
Wouldn't one expect a world full of idiots to be homophobic?
Samesame, I quoted Austin Powers
Yeah baby yeah.
The first doctor that calls me "scrote" gets punched in the face.
macOS Lexus 🔜
Lol yeah just like how millennial doctors say "epic fail" and hold up a spork.
How dare you forget that the spork is mustachioed
And bacon flavoured
"My guy, you got that Ligma for real"
"Excuse me?"
"Ligma balls lmao goteem, but real talk man it's like, super aids or something, devvo'ed"
Doc, what the Sigma?
Skibbity rizz. In other words, terminal.
I see you guys never visited a GP in the Netherlands
Idk my sample size of 2 might be small but both are actually quite decent.
Yeah because they're never available!
No cap fr fr?
ong ong
Forgot the ridiculous broccoli perm too
All new is forgotten old
He likes large butts, and he does not fib.
would you like some skibidy yeet with that sir?
Well, at least he cares more than current doctors.
Ship ship ship! Ship ship, ship ship ship. Ship.
more like in 2026