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[–] Snapz@lemmy.world 5 points 3 hours ago

For those claiming to be upset about body shaming in this specific instance, nazis believe they are literally genetically superior specimens - that's like one of the main parts of their deal. It's party of why they perpetually want to SLAUGHTER millions of people, to rid the world of what they see as less superior genes in the pool.

Therefore, it is HIGHLY appropriate in this case to point out, frequently and with enthusiasm, that elmo is a very divorced and bloated potato, soaked overnight in a bath of drugs and one of those middle school colognes that you wear because you desperately hope people will like you more if you wear it - ketamine and kool water.

So it's not at all inappropriate to point out that the world's international shame, our oddly lumpy elmo and his be-diapered old vice president, are tremendously far from a physical fitness ideal condition. They are infact, very proud membersof the Master Race (to Krispy Kreme). So feel free to confine to state that he is certainly a member of the Master bRACEsiere or that he takes his Master raICE CREAM with extra nachos on top - fuck nazis, without exception, and the people who apologize on their behalf.

My heart goes out to you.

[–] resin85@lemmy.ca 2 points 3 hours ago
[–] uxia@midwest.social 2 points 3 hours ago

imagine how terrible he would look if he wasn't the richest man in the world

[–] AbsoluteChicagoDog@lemm.ee 4 points 5 hours ago

HAHAHAHAHAHA CAUSE HES FAT SO FUNNY RIGHT LETS DEFINITELY FOCUS ON FAT SHAMING HIM THIS IS GOOD CONTENT/s

[–] TimewornTraveler@lemm.ee 2 points 5 hours ago

can we not body shame? there's probably a lot of people around here who have similar body types but don't deserve ridicule for it

[–] Shardikprime@lemmy.world 1 points 5 hours ago

And the stun lock continues. Brilliant strategy

[–] JustJack23@slrpnk.net 13 points 11 hours ago

Musky melons

[–] Hossenfeffer 8 points 11 hours ago (1 children)

Gold = command and operations
Blue = science and medical
Red = engineering, security and communications

and now we have:

Puce = garbage detail

[–] other_cat@lemmy.world 0 points 5 hours ago

Stop giving him attention, god

[–] Tartas1995@discuss.tchncs.de 3 points 10 hours ago

Eww... Why?

[–] Clent@lemmy.dbzer0.com 8 points 14 hours ago

The Hitler you get when you order off wish.

[–] levzzz@lemmy.world 22 points 17 hours ago
[–] BleatingZombie@lemmy.world 27 points 21 hours ago* (last edited 12 hours ago) (3 children)

I've said this before. As the child of someone who's consistently used illicit performance enhancing drugs: this is what happens when you take steroids without estrogen blockers

Your body will notice the significant uptick in testosterone and will try to "offset" it by giving you a proportionate amount of ~~testosterone~~ estrogen

To anybody curious why he isn't big, you still need the exercise to gain any noticeable amount of muscle

[–] dingus@lemmy.world 4 points 7 hours ago (1 children)

I mean, he's not exactly a slim guy. Can't it also just be because he's a bit overweight?

[–] BleatingZombie@lemmy.world 3 points 4 hours ago

Yes (especially from just this photo), if it weren't for the odd shape of his chest in that beach photo. That one is indicative of HGH without any exercise

I could 100% be wrong, but that's what it looks like to me

[–] billwashere@lemmy.world 10 points 17 hours ago (1 children)

Was the supposed to be “by giving you a proportionate amount of estrogen”? … because I’m confused.

[–] nova_ad_vitum@lemmy.ca 10 points 20 hours ago

To anybody curious why he isn't big, you still need the exercise to gain any noticeable amount of muscle

Damn it, I knew I forgot something.

[–] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 51 points 1 day ago (2 children)

This needs to be marked NSFW. Those are female nipples, according to one of the latest EOs.

[–] dai@lemmy.world 19 points 23 hours ago (1 children)
[–] BigBrainBrett2517@lemmy.world 2 points 10 hours ago
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[–] gedaliyah@lemmy.world 88 points 1 day ago (10 children)

Sorry, I just don't feel like body shaming is the best we can do.

[–] SoftTeeth@lemmy.world 51 points 1 day ago (4 children)

Elon Musk wants people to so desperately like him he bought high ranking Diablo 4 and Path of Exile 2 accounts to fake being a hardcore gamer but the community sused him out after like one stream because people could tell he had no idea what he was doing playing on endgame accounts.

Also he was high on Ketamine and probably cocaine during the inauguration, the head rolling he did is a side effect of ketamine and his top gums were bleeding every time he smiled which is a common side effect of cocaine use on the gums.

But he does also have tits like someone who's flip flopping on HRT

[–] brbposting@sh.itjust.works 18 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Found the head roll video (mirrored - recording of a TV)

That’s a side effect? (four seconds of web searching was inconclusive)

his top gums were bleeding every time he smiled

404 on that - even braved the president’s single-letter social media site for you good people, couldn’t find

Oligarchical highlights nonetheless:

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[–] Blue_Morpho@lemmy.world 91 points 1 day ago (6 children)

His transphobia makes sense now. He hates himself.

[–] thefartographer@lemm.ee 24 points 1 day ago

I also hate him, but I'm not transphobic. Maybe he doesn't hate himself enough? C'mon everybody! Maybe if we all hate him enough, we can save Christmas!

"You better go shout, and spit in his eye! You should avoid Tesla, I'm telling you why. Elon Musk's a bastard and dumb."

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[–] mEEGal@lemmy.world 42 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (5 children)

tread carefully,

he's the reichest man on earth

[–] jaggedrobotpubes@lemmy.world 7 points 22 hours ago

And he's still got them bitch tits and that dorky, unintimidating little scowl.

Fuckin dweeb could pay trainers and dieticians and coaches to follow him around all day.

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[–] MataVatnik@lemmy.world 67 points 1 day ago (5 children)

The saddest thing about this takeover of the US is that it was done by the biggest fucking losers on the planet. Like how the fuck did we let this happen. This bitch wouldn't last 30 seconds in any combat situation

[–] Clent@lemmy.dbzer0.com 8 points 21 hours ago (1 children)

I imagine the gilded age was full of losers running the show as well. They just didn't have the forums we do today for it to be documented.

[–] MataVatnik@lemmy.world 8 points 21 hours ago* (last edited 21 hours ago)

I agree, same with Nazi Germany. These people were social rejects. Misfits taking their revenge on the world.

[–] jbk@discuss.tchncs.de 31 points 1 day ago

Average neonazi

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[–] blindbunny@lemmy.ml 10 points 22 hours ago* (last edited 11 hours ago)

As I've climbed in age and past twink death it has always been my goal not to get dad tits

[–] nightwatch_admin@feddit.nl 35 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] Hideakikarate@sh.itjust.works 26 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (2 children)

Wait wait. You haven't even seen him without a shirt on.

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[–] Doomsider@lemmy.world 2 points 16 hours ago

Looks like some good bean dip there.

[–] Foofighter@discuss.tchncs.de 8 points 23 hours ago

Nice tits, bro!

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