- Learn how to take a screenshot
- Clean your damned screen
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Learn how to take a screenshot
Part of the joke is that it looks like a snapchat story, hence the photo
And what about their screen?
People on Snapchat dont give a fuck about cleanliness.
I feel like they intentionally got some bad glare on the screen, but in a spot where it wouldn’t interfere with you quickly reading the text. 🤌🏼
Screenshots are also disabled.
I didn't notice until you posted. I thought it was my phone screen.
- Clean your damned phone screen
I thought it was some sort of sky full of stars background.
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It's okay. Emacs is still available.
Bah. Moving from one ideologist's garden to another. Choose freedom! Choose Microsoft Paint.
Does Emacs run Steam?
Emacs runs everything if you try hard enough.
Someone has built an org mode plugin for launching steam games[1] - I don't believe anyone has yet built a steamos emulator in elisp, though.
But that just means it could be you!
I'm sure some PhD student has. Unfortunately they don't come out of their mom's attic for anything other than ramen so we'll never find out
Holy shit, that looks real.
I... Don't have words. It's beautiful. And it's terrifying.
Dirty Emacs scum. Jk, I love ya.
Hey, personally, I use nano.
Nano users unite and edit a few lines of code, but that's it.
Nano users unite and edit a few lines of code, but that's it.
I would pay for that on a shirt. That's really good.
But what about micro :P
Honestly i feel micro is a child of vim and nano. Powerful addons and visual support. With simple keybinds
Pretty great response.
Instruction unclear, made a Neovim version lol
Am not a Neovim user. How do you make the lines show up next to the directory contents listing?
I'm just surprised this isn't a systemd joke
Why?
ed (1) is still the standard text editor.
You don’t use butterflies?
Based
I assume these memes are related to tiktok somehow? Is there more to it than that, or am I just no longer "hip" enough to understand today's humor?
Yea its a meme of the format of the TikTok ban message, though there is also a sub-joke is the PID being how the US's political parties swing back and forth, which is in the part where TikTok referred to trump planning on revoking the ban, and that it just needs to wait for it to finish swinging back right.
Yeah I think it is, they had a similar page
Damn, I guess ill have to use Nano (ewww)
Gross, providing a UI you can just learn without a separate reference manual? Disgusting.
Ikr, why would I want simplicity when I can have superiority (I use Arch btw)
Oh, same. Even got the bumper sticker so all the ladies know.
Try Emacs.
Or micro, if you wish nano made sense
Only issue I have with it is copy paste, especially over ssh
I wish nano wouldn’t destroy line endings.
What do you mean?
I have not seen that behavior
Vim is illegal?
If the currently growth of fascism is at least a directly proportional (or even exponential) graph, just about every open source project will be banned for Reads in Louis rossman`s voice when he's pronouncing words like „own” allowing Treasonous and terrorist words like: „transgender”, „Socialism”, „nazi”, and „cis” without banning and reporting the users to the respective authorities to begin the process of relocating them to the nearest reeducation and work centre
( If you don't know the voice that I'm referring to, its in this video when he reads the EULA of sony https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=krXH8jXefqE)
all migrate to kakoune now! >:3
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
(i use geany tho)