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[–] kitnaht@lemmy.world 134 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Appeasement was a huge mistake. These dipshits all running around my town like LARPers with their damn confederate flags and shit.

[–] DrSleepless@lemmy.world 79 points 1 week ago (3 children)

The Nintendo switch has been out longer than the confederacy lasted

[–] Rhaedas@fedia.io 36 points 1 week ago

There's so many things, but I think the best one has always been Obama being President much longer than the Confederacy.

[–] skuzz@discuss.tchncs.de 12 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 6 points 1 week ago

Eh, maybe. The only confederate DLC I know is the white surrender flag add-on.

Which really shouldn't be DLC. Should be included with the base experience.

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[–] themeatbridge@lemmy.world 100 points 1 week ago (7 children)

If that's not the most racist thing I've heard in a while...

[–] possiblylinux127@lemmy.zip 22 points 1 week ago

This feels like serious doublethink

[–] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 10 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Just wait until you hear what trump just tweeted about the jews......

I mean, he didn't, but you were already prepared to say to yourself "Oh god, what NOW???"

Mostly because him, and controversial shit are just on brand for him. Like I could say he reverse pardoned the central park 5. That's where you force a conviction even if the crime isn't true.

And some people would believe me. And a reverse pardon isn't even a thing. And even if it was, he doesn't take oath until tomorrow.

Some people could still believe me. That's just how shitty of a person he's historically been, and how often he's been shitty, that you could make up any obviously false claims, and it would still seem plausible.

[–] AA5B@lemmy.world 6 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (3 children)

I like to think I’m not any more gullible than anyone else, but every time I’ve heard something horrible from the orange convict, it’s beyond preposterous and somehow even worse than I was dreading. Yes, I’m prepared to hear and believe even worse. Yes, I can no longer enjoy political comedy because reality is more ridiculous

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[–] possiblylinux127@lemmy.zip 84 points 1 week ago (2 children)

It is crazy that the American south is still like this

[–] DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social 50 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (4 children)

Tbf there's the South and there's Alabama and Mississippi South.

And Louisiana, sometimes. And Georgia, obviously. Florida.

Texas... Okay, it's the whole South.

But at least that cancer hasn't spread to the Midwestern states!

[–] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 32 points 1 week ago (8 children)

Ohio checking in.......why do we have confederate flags in northern Ohio? Hell the only thing seperating us from Canada is a god damn lake!!! How much more north can you get???

[–] Xttweaponttx@sh.itjust.works 1 points 6 days ago

Idahoan checking in here. Yeah, Confederate flags were a constant sight throughout my time living there (born and raised, just emigrated at 25yo)

[–] AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world 9 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

How much more north can you get???

I seem to recall that you guys and Michigan had a "war" over that exact question......

[–] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 5 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Oh yeah.....we lost. We got stuck with toledo....

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[–] Archelon@lemmy.world 5 points 1 week ago

Nova Scotia here, even we’ve got ‘em.

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[–] w3dd1e@lemm.ee 14 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

And Arkansas. Been through that state and in some of those small towns, as much as they don’t want to be known that way, it’s true.

The KKK Embraces Diversity in Harrison, Arkansas

[–] bizzle@lemmy.world 10 points 1 week ago (4 children)

Except of course for parts of Michigan. Missouri. Ohio. Iowa. Rural Illinois and Minnesota...

Fuck, how's the northeast doing?

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[–] futatorius@lemm.ee 8 points 1 week ago

Should have Year Zero'd them in 1865. Hang every plantation owner and Confederate officer, shut down every bank that funded slave purchases, break up the plantations and distribute the land to the freed slaves. May Andrew Johnson burn in hell.

[–] nick@midwest.social 38 points 1 week ago (5 children)

Two dogshit states that should have been razed and had the earth salted.

[–] over_clox@lemmy.world 37 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Oddly enough, years ago I had an eye doctor named Robert E. Lee, and he was a black guy. Seemed like a really nice fella.

[–] Tolookah@discuss.tchncs.de 52 points 1 week ago (2 children)

There are two states celebrating that eye doctor this Monday, he must have been super nice.

[–] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 5 points 1 week ago (1 children)

This is the version I choose to believe.

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[–] iknowitwheniseeit@lemmynsfw.com 28 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

When I lived in Virginia we had Lee-Jackson-King Day:

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lee%E2%80%93Jackson%E2%80%93King_Day

That was 25 years ago, and I had hoped that such blatant racism was gone for good. 😔

For clarification: this isn't new, from what I can tell in the article, they started the Robert E Lee holiday following the civil war, and MLK day came after.

Not that they shouldn't be absolutely clowned on for this.

[–] Bluefalcon@discuss.tchncs.de 25 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Recently drove through Mississsippi and Alabama ( off I-20). Seems like they have more important thinks to worry about.

[–] lurklurk@lemmy.world 15 points 1 week ago

It's cheaper to incite racism than to deliver government services

[–] FenrirIII@lemmy.world 11 points 1 week ago (1 children)

The roads are murder there

[–] Bluefalcon@discuss.tchncs.de 15 points 1 week ago

More cracks then a plumbers' convention.

[–] reddit_sux@lemmy.world 25 points 1 week ago (4 children)

I thought Americans celebrate winners not losers.

[–] FenrirIII@lemmy.world 18 points 1 week ago

But he was white and hated black people. So that's kind of thrir team.

[–] futatorius@lemm.ee 8 points 1 week ago

The south lost the war but won the peace through protracted terrorism.

[–] andros_rex@lemmy.world 7 points 1 week ago (1 children)

They don’t think the Civil War is over.

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[–] Gammelfisch@lemmy.world 18 points 1 week ago

It was Lee who opposed Confederate memorials. I'll bet the orange traitor is toasting the fucking Confederacy right now.

[–] 2ugly2live@lemmy.world 15 points 1 week ago

I can't wait to watch the speech.

"And along with freedom fighter, Martin Luther King, we would also like to honor the great general Lee, who fought hard to keep half of our population in servitude and went on to surrender valiantly. While he didn't win the war, he won our hearts."

[–] futatorius@lemm.ee 14 points 1 week ago (1 children)

So what's next? Is Trump going to celebrate Hitler on Veteran's Day?

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[–] lurklurk@lemmy.world 13 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I guess Robert E Lee losing was helpful, but I suspect they're just racists and not honoring him for being such a loser

[–] Snapz@lemmy.world 6 points 1 week ago

He really was a loser.

[–] PugJesus@lemmy.world 13 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Sherman left too much of the South intact

[–] futatorius@lemm.ee 8 points 1 week ago

The Radical Republicans tried to put Sherman in charge of Reconstruction. Too bad that didn't happen.

[–] MothmanDelorian@lemmy.world 6 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

the USA did not try those who financed the civil war as they should have

[–] andros_rex@lemmy.world 12 points 1 week ago

If your local college has a Kappa Alpha chapter, it is basically a cult dedicated to worshipping Robert E Lee. He appeals to that “war between brothers” tragic story type of “Lost Cause” narrative, and is ridiculously popular among dominionist Christians.

I am from Virginia where we used to celebrate Lee Jackson King Day (in that order too).

[–] UltraGiGaGigantic@lemmy.ml 6 points 1 week ago
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