this post was submitted on 13 Sep 2023
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Dank Memes

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[–] rockSlayer@lemmy.world 33 points 1 year ago (3 children)

I'm concerned that the cum is flammable

[–] paddirn@lemmy.world 11 points 1 year ago

It’s hot cum.

[–] geekworking@lemmy.world 9 points 1 year ago

It depends on how much of an alcoholic you are.

[–] iHUNTcriminals@lemm.ee 7 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

You never made a spunk bomb?

I nearly blew up my hand!

[–] Jerb322@lemmy.world 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Every time I hear Rage Against the Machine

"I cum like a bomb! "

[–] iHUNTcriminals@lemm.ee 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I can't even keep a straight face when someone says "come with me".

[–] Acedelgado@artemis.camp 3 points 1 year ago

Hold your breath. Make a wish. Count to three...

https://youtu.be/LIYNk4ARUR8?feature=shared

[–] misterd1ck@lemmy.world 13 points 1 year ago

It’s going to your moms house.

[–] CADmonkey@lemmy.world 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] ComicalMayhem@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago

Let me live my reality πŸ˜”

[–] saltnotsugar@lemm.ee 6 points 1 year ago

Made me livin on the cum ranch. Cum all day, haul cum all night on the cum ranch.

[–] mawkishdave@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago

Insert stranded your momma joke here.

[–] Bytemeister@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

As someone who has had to sign for a box of horse cum... this doesn't surprise me, and rich people have weird hobbies.

Also, did anyone else notice that it's marked as flammable?

Apparently 1203 means that it is gas/petrol.

[–] Ddhuud@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

To your momma's house

[–] klyde@lemmy.world -3 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Wow you opened paint and added text. Super impressive and doesn't look fake at all.

[–] Ddhuud@lemmy.world 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)

It's been jpeg converted at least 3 times after the text was added.

[–] Tilgare@lemmy.world 15 points 1 year ago

The extra jpeg really sells me on the authenticity honestly.

[–] kttnpunk@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

This image is ancient lol