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What would you do if your left nipple fell into the grips of fascism? (lemm.ee)
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[–] TheV2@programming.dev 1 points 2 weeks ago

I'd immediately substitute it for an alternative left nipple that is definitely left (for the next five years at least).

[–] grimfuture@lemmy.ml 1 points 2 weeks ago

cut it off.

[–] superkret@feddit.org 1 points 2 weeks ago

[–] jsomae@lemmy.ml 1 points 2 weeks ago

Matthew 18:8: If your left nipple falls into the grip of fascism, cut it off and cast it from you.

[–] z3rOR0ne@lemmy.ml 1 points 2 weeks ago

Cut off the fascist hand gripping my nipple.