this post was submitted on 16 Jan 2025
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[–] turkalino@lemmy.yachts 52 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Except in real life, smoke grenades are actually pretty slow so it’d be more like a pffffff

[–] groet@infosec.pub 6 points 1 day ago

You also dont throw them at your enemies. Replacing "smoke" with "flash" works wqy better

[–] abfarid@startrek.website 31 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Are smoke grenades multi-use?

[–] rocketpoweredredneck@sh.itjust.works 34 points 1 day ago (1 children)

not unless you make them yourself, but i wouldn't recommend trying to make multi-use smoke grenades

[–] abfarid@startrek.website 11 points 1 day ago

Noted. I will not.

No. Anon died doing what he loved.

[–] Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee 27 points 1 day ago

Babe, my fuse is perfectly measured, it's normal I can't contain myself for longer.

[–] stebo02@lemmy.dbzer0.com 9 points 1 day ago

what a terrible day to be able to read

[–] festnt@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 day ago (1 children)

i like how the image is a smoke grenade and the first line says smoke grenade, but the actual story describes a flashbang

[–] rockstarmode@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I'm pretty sure flashbangs are less about the flash, and more about the bang.

[–] festnt@sh.itjust.works 1 points 21 hours ago

the post seems to be talking about a precise grenade throw in a game. the only game i know that has such a thing is counter strike, so assuming that's what it is.

in CS, the player (for some reason) only gets deafened if they're looking at the grenade, meaning they also get blinded. plus, the blinding effect is way more important than the deafening effect, since a person would still be able to shoot someone else if they're just deafened.

[–] Akasazh@feddit.nl 4 points 1 day ago

I like smoking too.

I don't anymore, but I still like it.

I'm become the inverse Mitch Hedberg.

[–] nutsack@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago

why would it be shiny