american food standards are just that low
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It became normalized because it's the only ethical consumption under capitalism.
It used to be called rimming
People started eating ass to improve their gut biome.
Ah yes the alternative way to get a poop transplant
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Please answer the question or contribute to the conversation instead of gawking at my post like it's a zoo animal and having a laugh at my thoughts
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it's not necessarily that i want to lick the butthole, it's that i wanna lick the whole butt. when i'm with my gf and she's on all fours and i'm spanking her and just enjoying her booty, my brain goes ham and i can't be judged for what it makes me do (she also showers before she comes over any time so i know it's clean)
Wait... You were all doing it IRONICALLY?
that was ironic? more like iconic.
Dillon Webb, 'I Eat Ass' Florida Man: 5 Fast Facts You Need to Know
charged with resisting without violence
aka not resisting wtf is this
He didn't 
enough
Too busy uh...
Filled up on 
, no room for boot
Florida locuta, causa finita
I will eat many many things, but the poopoo box will stay far away from my mouth. I'll never trust it to be clean enough for that.
When I worked in manufacturing I had a coworker who definitely was not joking when he said he liked it.
It wasn't even a bit back then...
There are a lot of nerve endings there and it's an easy precursor to other butt stuff
It's a sensitive region. Ass we can, but dirty ass we can not.
If you can't handle my ass when it's dirty then you don't deserve my ass when it's clean discourse in 5, 4, 3, 2, ..
I found a YouTube link in your comment. Here are links to the same video on alternative frontends that protect your privacy:
Whenever someone asks me to eat their ass I go in teeth first and chomping. Be precise with your language or face the fucking consequences.
I've never put my tongue in the hole but (:butt:) exploring around the perimeter is fine if your partner has very recently washed their ass. I like how it feels and so does my partner 
It's fine to put your tongue in the hole as well if they're washed.
I don't even consider it eating ass if that doesn't happen, otherwise, it's just rimming
I remember a mcdonalds commercial like 20 years ago that joked about getting your salad tossed, it's definitely been a fun thing for a long time. I think people were afraid to admit it openly, then there was that song sometime in the last couple years with the line about eating booty like groceries that made everyone talk about it. Maybe the increase in US bidet usage has increased it's appeal as well.
They were never jokes my friend
I like it. A lot. It's not a joke stop laughing...
I've been unironically eating the booty like groceries for almost 15 years.
Same
i'm not interested personally
It feels good to have it done to you, and really warms you up for other butt stuff. So if someone wants to do butt stuff to you, it's very courteous, and helps get you wanting it even more.
It's not difficult to get the butt and inner & outer anus very clean. And when it's clean it doesn't taste like poop. It has a distinct taste but it's not "bad" any more than the taste of pussy imo.
Good post. This obsession with eating ass I’ve seen arise in the past 10 years has been confounding
Disagree on confounding, have you tried it before?
I do think it's funny that it seemingly got memed into popularity though
That sort of thing isn't my bag, baby.
I do have friends that were very against it 10+ ago who are very into it today.
Its fun!
I found a YouTube link in your comment. Here are links to the same video on alternative frontends that protect your privacy:
Honestly, never given or received. My partner is not down, so I don't really know what I'm missing.
Also, we both fart way too much. 
see my username
Sounds like people in this thread have never actually tried it.
I don't really enjoy giving or receiving, but I will do it if my sex partner wants it. Apparently it helps some people relax their sphincter(s). I wish I enjoyed receiving as much as people sound like they do when I do it.
I blame The Thin H Line.
Just remember, if you have had loose stools in the previous 14 days, do not let someone put their mouth near your anus. Shigella and norovirus, the main causes of diarrhea, can live in your rectum for up to 14 days! You can end up in a situation where you and your partner pass the virus back and forth without being aware of the cause.